Cedrick Birdwhistler

@errectusdennis Dennis, gotta keep a bottle opener on the key chain for situations like this. Best, Cedrick

Waiter forgot to crack my beer so been sitting on the sidelines for the last 10 minutes 😂

Hoping sexy red’s ghetto ass ain’t on Iceman tonight. #vantablack

@PaulLloyd196761 Chillll buddy goes to Wharton

This being your first slide on an ig post gotta be the worst thing I’ve ever seen

@bigmamaotzh Brittany im not sure that is a hot take at all… song blows

hot take that we laugh all day like dumber and dumber don toliver song is so horrible and alot of others from that album

@Rinse_my_bin Nice

@ceddybirds Fuck you die

Burners with less than 30 followers posting🤣

You have earned the honor of receiving my mighty penis

Stay away, gay peter griffen

Back from first day of internship and see this. Thank you mom

@OtisHennings Gotta show off the buckle for the buckle bunnies, Otis.

Figured I’d start a fad and tuck in a hoodie #selfdox

First day of internship and I already heard someone say “let’s circle back” #corporate #itsgettingreal

Is this gay? #lank before i go back to the hometown gym

@Carl_da_Unc Lank how Strickland fight goes

This nigga Tatsuro Taira different

@howardander24 @JackedonDaniels Howard, nice ratio. Fuck that guy. Best, Cedrick

@JackedonDaniels Yep I think so thanks for checking👍🏻

These kids are total dweebs

@lickingmytaint Nicely done, Marty

My boy is calling himself a “velo guy” after his fist tin. #shrink

@Itsdemi42069 Happy bday slugger

Adam is officially 21. Wow #Unc #FirstDrinkEver

@NatePinkleton How’s stinky finger?

Going to bed with an itchy butt, wish me luck.

Wallet condom is in for a long summer.