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@mickitiki Hasn’t done either

Exactly 💥🔥🇺🇸👊

@ronsterd89 Rollover and have a good nights sleep. A grown man can make himself a PBJ.

Your husband rejects your food over a little misunderstanding and goes to bed hungry. As a good wife, what will you do?

@ronsterd89 Ewwww… yes 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Does everybody clean and wash their crockpot after every use?

@tomcolicchio 18

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@megbasham Why are you looking at her phone? That’s a privacy violation.

Last night, after she’d gone to bed, my 16 y/o daughter receives a text from a friend. (We keep electronics in our room at night). I know my daughter isn’t gonna see it for a while and I know the answer to the girl’s dance-class-related question. So I just pick up the phone and answer it really quick as if I’m my daughter and leave it at that. Tonight, I see her giggling over her phone. I ask what’s up. Apparently, the other girl’s mother had just wanted to get an answer to the question really quick, so she picked up HER daughter’s phone and texted mine as if she were her daughter. (basically both of us were too lazy to go through the rigmarole of explaining, “hi, this is Mrs. So-and-so, and here’s why I’m texting you on your friend’s phone…” But the funny part was how the two girls figured this out. Because the first one was so appalled at seeing her mother‘s perfectly punctuated and capitalized sentences, that she felt she needed to come clean that it was her mom lest my daughter think she is that conscientious. And my daughter, likewise, didn’t want her friend to think that SHE uses correct grammar when texting either. So what I learned today is that it is apparently humiliating to be caught correctly formulating sentences via text.

@BrianKarem @MuellerSheWrote EEEEEEE

Team?

@ronsterd89 Dark chocolate caramels, yogurt, cheese

Name three things you always have in your fridge besides milk and eggs.

@mrmikeMTL Yes I am and her terrific husband.

Are you still friends with your high school best friend?

@Matt_Pinner Stir Fry

Broccoli 🤣 The last thing you ate is what you must name the sheep 😂🐑

@gggirl924 I loved the spaghetti and salad served right onto the cardboard tray. And a roll with butter.

I loved Fridays because we would get fish sticks, mashed potatoes, and stewed tomatoes. I would scoop the stewed tomatoes on top of my mashed potatoes. What was your favorite meal?

@EdKrassen The voice in his head is 45. Hes talking to himself.

Trump claimed he talked to a former president who said he wished he attacked Iran. All 4 living presidents’ aides say they have not talked to Trump about Iran. Why does Trump keep lying?

@NBCNews @Shayan86 He was talking to 45…. Himself

President Trump said Monday that he spoke to a former president about bombing Iran. • An aide for George W. Bush says that “they haven’t been in touch." • An aide to Bill Clinton says that whoever Trump was referring to was not Clinton. • An Obama aide says “no recent conversations” have taken place between Barack Obama and Trump. • A source familiar with the matter said the former president Trump was referring to was not Joe Biden. nbcnews.com/politics/donal…

@ronsterd89 Mind your own business

My neigbour's wife keeps bringing different men in and out of the house while her husband is at work.What should I do?

@fashionistaera Hopefully she cherishes the ones who acknowledged her and doesn’t let Brooklyn ruin the day.

So wild to see the Beckhams kids,wishing their mom a Happy Mother’s Day. But Brooklyn Peltz wishing his mother-in-law bday wishes but not his own mother. for Mother’s Day. What kind of ungrateful kid does that? The moment u stop valuing ur own mother, makes u a total scumbag!🙄

@conquertheno Table 2

Where are you sitting at the Oscars?

@ronsterd89 Seam ripper

What is this thing I found in my grandma’s old craft box

@HustleBitch_ Get a liquid measure

🚨 THIS VIDEO WENT VIRAL — BUT NOT FOR THE REASON SHE THOUGHT A mom filming herself baking brownies asked the internet a simple question. Within seconds the internet started roasting the hell out of her. “Turn the oven off and call a trusted adult.” “This is why math teachers drink.” “As a tutor, I’ll never be out of work.” Now the clip is exploding online as people argue whether she was serious… or trolling the entire internet. Is THIS why the education system is collapsing?

@sweet_nector1 Toaster

No one across the country seems to know what this is.

@The_Coop You can’t buy 2 jars?

I’ve been married for 17 years. I like crunchy peanut butter, and my wife likes smooth. I haven’t had crunchy peanut butter in 17 years.

@HawkEmDownChris Mike Schmidt

Age yourself by naming an MLB third baseman you grew up watching. I’ll start: Chipper Jones.