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@thedigitaldash_ I meannnn…

just saw somebody calling patrick star a monitoring spirit??? 😭😭😭😭 hello

Orange juice is SIGNIFICANTLY better than apple juice. I can’t believe that was ever up for debate 😭

how it feels saying goodbye to my house when i have to leave for work

Dear Apple, at no point will I ever text someone “he’ll yeah”

You have to learn sarcasm, I cannot be saying I’m kidding all the time.

@gears4brekfast Double barrel 1911🦦

fish to your head name a gun

@Thatguytaytay1 They still exist lol

Bring back lover boys 😫

entering my new era of being single after my long era of also being single.

@Czerninn Sakura

Gun to your head name a pink haired character

@Whotfismick Like can I get a redo🙄

Me at work pretending to be nice

the fact I haven't died yet is solid evidence i'm the main character

I’m glad Jay gave Bey her producing flowers bc that’s definitely the most underrated part of her artistry. She doesn’t get credited enough for it

This is a dick not a cock. Im black

Kid Gohan btw

One thing Apple Music gonna do is play ‘Sativa’ by Jhené Aiko

Currently tryna figure out how to get rich by tmr🫩

sagittarius, the struggle is finally over. get ready for a win.

@ohremzel @realbbymula 13 ghost

first movie that comes to mind