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Micah 7:7

Someone remind YouTube we went through this, we shall still finish 40 seconds of any advert

I just Googled “Flores el patron” and found out that when one or more parents have passed, someone arranges for you to receive this service on your birthday. Now I’m sobbing uncontrollably because this is so sweet and so kind. *sniffs* She held on longer than I did omg! 🥹🥹🥹

me making my crush notice me

I just took my cat to the vet and stepped outside to take a phone call . When I came back, I searched everywhere but couldn’t find him 😨. I started to get worried, until I finally spotted where he was hiding: he had turned his back, trying not to be seen 🙈. Ah, now how am I going to get his shots done… 🥹❤️

lmao they found bro🤣

A guy's telling his cows he can't get the well to work, but someone will be there in an hour to fix it, they're all listening as they understand 🐄

Groom: "My wife is pregnant and we're expecting a baby. But do you know she's 6 months pregnant, not 4? This is my lawyer, with proof that the baby isn't mine. Also, the guy she cheated with is here. She's been cheating for 3 years. This party is for THEM and not ME." 😮

For those who think the story of the guys who went to Russia and found themselves in the war front does not make sense, I will tell you mine. It's only that things worked out but they could easily have gone anyhow, anytime. I left Zimbabwe only with an imagination of what lay

@P00P_CRAVE @Beyonce Eating human flesh because Beyoncé’s mum said so 🤦🏽‍♀️

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

Cape Town clinics are seeing nearly 4,000 STI treatment visits a month, about 130 a day, as infections rise in nightlife hotspots despite expanded HIV prevention efforts like PrEP. #CapeTown #STICrisis #PublicHealth #PrEP Read on: tinyurl.com/3pwxh25k

Former Satanic church leader says half of the k1ds that are missing and never found are used for satanic sacrifices. He also implicates Oprah Winfrey's school in South Africa as one of the collaborators....

Turkey wings are the part of the turkey that contain the most residual injected medication. Do with that information as you please there’s a reason it’s so cheap.

🚨 MEGACHURCH BLOOD RITUAL SHOCK: KENNETH COPELAND SLICES HIS HAND OPEN & DRINKS FROM THE CUP — “NOW HIS BLOOD IS IN MY BODY.” It begins with "The Lord directed me..." A blade comes out during service. He moans and grunts as he slices his hand open. He squeezes his blood into a cup. Another man cuts his hand. He also drops his blood into a cup. Their blood is poured together. “His blood is mixed with my blood.” He lifts the cup and drinks from it. “Now his blood is in my body.” From the pulpit. In front of the congregation. On camera. It was staged. Fake. But it was still performed. Still broadcast. He proclaims: "Western people don’t know anything about covenant. Eastern people do!” Most people have never seen anything like this inside an American church. If this wasn’t happening inside a church, what would people be calling it right now?

@PraiseAdeoluwa @DunsinOyekan I am guessing between 16-21 minutes 😁

@DunsinOyekan MD, hope the song is long? 😁

THIS FRIDAY, 6th of March… Baruch Hashem Adonai ft @theophilussunday will be released everywhere! Tell everyone! Truly prophetic and for such a time as this..

@ceraliza Who has a daily transaction limit? 😂😂😂

I had a date with a guy last Saturday and he said he wants to take me to his favorite restaurant, we met up and he said “do you mind paying? I’ve reached my daily transaction limit, I’ll refund you later” I turned and left immediately.

There you go

This is the part of Christianity your pastor won’t tell you. And actually, this is true Christianity.

@CrimeLdn Injury lawyers right now 🤣🤣🤣

A bus crash that happened this morning in central London 6 people we're injured..