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cella
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Yooooo @panerabread why am I tasting ham when I selected a salad from the Vegetarian menu?!
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Imma be honest with you dawg, I’m a millennial and I’m only vaguely aware of like half of this shit
Herman.fun@doomscroll_x
The Millennial falloff will be studied for generations
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@cellapaz Cella and *checks notes* unspecified guy sittin in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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What is urea sulfate? That sounds like something you would yell at a wizard to make his pee hole catch on fire
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Me when the Chopped contestant doesn’t know what a Buddha’s hand is: you f***ing idiot
Also me: pushes on the pull door for 30 seconds before figuring it out
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@emily_tweets @ThexyBeatht_2 this is true. never get married before the work is done.
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@ThexyBeatht_2 When you marry the contractor they MAY do your floors, but it will not be done in a timely manner and may remain partially done for monthsssss. Be warned lol
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1996: I’d never marry for interest. Gross!
2026: I should marry a contractor to redo my floors
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i didn’t see these jokes the WHOLE time they were together. oh the power of a woman
Queens R. Made@QueenRMade1
They’re dragging Klay Thompson.😭
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thought this was gypsy rose
ain't@myhppylitllepil
I’m not sacrificing my sleep for aesthetics....
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i’d rather gargle battery acid
Temu@shoptemu
Order your snacks right here on Temu – what are you waiting for?
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@FreckledLiberty I saw them in 2003 and i’m still waiting for my check-in
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