Anto Byrne

As time progresses, music is getting less expensive to buy, more expensive to make, and harder to sell!! Is anyone else noticing this trend?

@qrsupport @qatarairways My flights QR901 / QR17 from Perth to Dublin were cancelled due to the airspace closure. I have emailed multiple times and spent hours on hold on the phone with no response. The app now says my booking reference is invalid so I cannot request a refund.

maturing is realising that this song is heavily overlooked

@DaveTodayFM What do you call a couple going fishing?? Rod & Annette!!! 🤣

Bank Holiday Mondays mean Tuesdays feel like Mondays. Let’s lighten the mood with some jokes! What have you got? Gimme your best. And your worst. Go!

It started with the clock.

Zero Emission me hole! Ya don’t wanna be around @susiemcfads after a curry!

I’d like to wish my beautiful Joanie a happy 6th birthday! You are incredible Joanie. We all love you very much! ❤️

@peterjmcgann This is gold.

A year on since the sketch that changed it all💚

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This is gold!

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Keith Duffy Tyreland

Two weeks in a row now and no Late Late. Tells us everything we need to know really.

@InternetH0F Counting Cows

Is it just me, or is milk going sour a lot quicker these days? Like if you don’t use the whole carton for your bowl of crunchy nut, the things has turned to cheese before you can get the lid back on!!??

@WrongsToWrite Do not run out of

In fewer than 5 words, what's the best advice you can give someone in their 20's?

I’m no chef, but you’re just going to have to trust me on this one…….

Ok, before this all goes to shit…….please settle an argument between myself and my wife. Does turning the nob up on the toaster make it hotter or leave the toast in longer? No, we’re not timing it.

@trishgreenhalgh Me and the wife made Mikey.

I’m going back on tour just so I can do this

@DaveTodayFM Gave it to ya yesterday in The Pavillions! 😉

Send Me The Jokes Thank You Very Much