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@celzirator

je prends mes cliques et mes claques et je casse 🌵

London, England Katılım Aralık 2015

62 Takip Edilen30 Takipçiler

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ADHD Memes@ADHDForReal·27 Kas

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harky@theharkyp·18 Eyl

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

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♰@reeceollld·11 Eki

bloopers in movie credits

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Kyle 🌱@KylePlantEmoji·9 Eki

Hearing your pet make heaving sounds in a carpeted room

*@soiled_plants2

can everyone give me a hack for getting energy quick that isn’t caffeine, isn’t a nap, isn’t working out, isn’t a snack, and isn’t drugs

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autist@litteralyme0·7 Eki

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we're playing

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No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·26 Ağu

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daniel@itmedg·2 Eyl

the saddest thing about the transition from primary school disco to going out clubbing is the loss of the tuck shop

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Josh RR Jokien@joshcarlosjosh·29 Şub

the terminally online partner explaining the Glasgow Willy Wonka Experience and Kate Middleton situation to your blissfully offline partner:

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🛞@BrandNameShay·26 Ara

Me when the DJ teases the next song and I’ve already figured it out based on the 2 second preview

zy@zyyyski

me when i recognize a sample in a song

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zae@itszaeok·22 Eki

this was my olympics

eli(♡)@FLOMlLLI

The Disney Channel Games gagged me so bad as a kid like this was everything to me

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chase@_chase_____·22 Eki

me and my 47 alarms

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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini@DrKarimWafa·8 Eki

habibi learn to stand first

President Biden Archived@POTUS46Archive

The United States stands with the people of Israel.

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Out of Context Human Race@NoContextHumans·2 Ağu

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☔@Whotfismick·23 Nis

Controversial opinion: the night before a day off is better than the actual day itself

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xile ♡@XileniaM·30 Mar

Me after my playlist plays and someone compliments my taste:

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☔@Whotfismick·28 Mar

me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me

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