Caroline Mahaffey

Sorry if I seem down, just walked past a cyber truck :/

ARE Y’ALL NOT HEARING THIS?? ARE YOU NOT ENRAGED??? THEY INFILTRATED THE REFUGEE CAMP IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!! IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID. IN TRUCKS DISGUISED AS HUMANITARIAN AID!!!!!!!

Dreamed about a fully conscious baby talking to me in full sentences and no one believed me. Time to hop off the internet!!!!

“Can you please get off your phone while we’re talking?”

Need to see them in a staring contest

happy international women’s day!

robert downey jr is stealing from a CHILD

@gigemMaggie You and Punxsutawney Phil knew 😤

love my mom for referencing bill gates as someone’s boyfriend

Oklahoma Film Critics Circle - Best Actor Winner: Paul Giamatti, The Holdovers

@dresdden Paula Hurd put Bill Gates on the map.

@dresdden Glad you tweeted this before anyone else could

don we now our slay apparel am i right

@pIumdog @CapitalOne It’s true and he keeps yelling “not fair! I called shotgun! I called shotgun!” And I just tell him “shhh the adults are talking!!” Xoxo @CapitalOne

@cemahaffey @CapitalOne it’s true, my friend Caroline tells me she loves it once a day. She puts it in the passenger seat and makes me ride in the back🙄that’s how much she loves it

Drop everything now, cardholders! A new show means another chance to win tickets to #TSTheErasTour 💜💜💜✨ 1. Tweet using #TSxCapitalOne and #Giveaway and tell us which #SpeakNowTaylorsVersion track you have on repeat 2. Wait for the link via reply to enter for a chance to win

Governor Greg Abbott today issued a statement on the shooting at Allen Premium Outlets: “Our hearts are with the people of Allen, Texas tonight during this unspeakable tragedy" While his pockets are still lined with NRA money. #ALLEN

@gigemMaggie This might be the cutest pic I’ve ever seen ??

‘EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE’ wins Best Picture at the #CriticsChoiceAwards

Okay who showed Jeremy the “Curly Hair Bowl Method” videos from tik tok?

@dresdden @CooperKupp Thank you Mr. Kuppboard for your beautiful performance this week. Your choreography was life changing.

week 6 Baby Angel of the Week is none other than @CooperKupp. got to see him play in person at Sofi and it was exhilarating! I’m biased but I’m in charge so who cares! way to be reliable week to week. we love you cupboard 🫶🏻

so excited to announce my fantasy football player of week 5! congrats to @_fournette for being Baby Angel of the Week. you’ve made this family proud, see you at thanksgiving! LOL (lots of love/love our Lenny)

@dresdden @_fournette I’m so proud to know you and watch this little family you’ve grown. Baby Fournette is so grown up and doing big things. Can’t wait to stop by on Tgiving!