Centauri73

"Gort" "Klaatu barada nikto" 😁

@Monkeyjunk11 In honor of the fallen warmonger

@TRAUMA_RESP0NSE You have teeth. First picture of a smile

I got sandblasted, the sun burned my ass off and I got stung by a wasp, but at least the sea looked pretty while nature tried to kill me.

@BassPlaya26 @RastaKittytwo A person's will

What can you break without touching it?

@redrose_anna 👍🏼

let’s make it a great Tuesday 🔥

@BigHandle_369 😋🤣 😋🤣

@centauri73 😅

It was nice knowing you all I'll probably be gone by the time you get this message I found a tick snuggled in my vageen hair and now I'm dying.

If you knock them off the spiders will wake up. There are two types mud dobber here. A real bluish purple one that makes a little ball nest and a black and yellow orange one that makes a long nest. There is another that takes spiders that is very large and orange with purple wings

Science lesson for the day: Those crusty mud tubes on your siding look like trouble. They aren't. There's exactly one wasp behind them, and she has no interest in you. Real hornet nests come with a colony and a temper — a swarm guarding a queen. This is nothing like that. She works alone, defends nothing, and would let you stand inches away while she builds. She's too busy stocking a pantry. Every mud tube is a row of sealed cells. Inside each: spiders she stung into paralysis, kept alive and fresh, with a single egg laid on top. Her young hatch into a full larder. One nest can clear hundreds of spiders from your walls in a season. The metallic blue kind specializes in black widows — she lures them out of their webs and hauls them off.

@MarieJuana6985 @RastaKittytwo And if spooning with a guy and boner pokin rump

The struggle 😂

@Moon_of_autumn6 @JCFights Glad yours have faded. I'm a man so I don't mind my scars

@centauri73 @JCFights My breastreduction scars didn’t YET but they take time, all my other surgery scars are fade and barely there anymore. You have to take care of them use silicone gel, massage them and wear silicone patches.

People on the internet are demanding life in prison for the doctor after this girl's breast reduction surgery

@AdrianneCurry 😔 so sorry

@centauri73 200% my entire youth was being told not to be a mother. In my 20s, all my friends would scold me for wanting a family "so young". My uterus was dead in the water by 32.

Aren't "sanctuary cities" insurrecting against the federal government and its laws? They cracked down on weed stores in CA when fed law said they were illegal. How have they gotten away w/it for so long? Almost as if its.....ALL THEATER

@manofletterz @TRAUMA_RESP0NSE Ever made peanut butter and banana sandwiches using waffles as the bread?

Yes you can daydream about me if it makes your day go by quicker

@dosegenderos No maam. I can't kneel.

Does anyone else sometimes get in the shower, get down on one knee and then stand up really slow like the Terminators? You gotta do the theme too. "Dun dun dun, dun dun". ... Oh no...

@CRIXUSwasHERE All of them stood by and did nothing. Called people that protested it Terrorists and Traitors. All that were in government and in leadership positions in our military and doj between Jan 2021 and Jan 2025 should be locked up for treason.

CORRECT!!🤨👇

@DMichaelTripi @OwenShroyer1776 Those that push this to happen are traitors and should be arrested

NEW: Rep. Thomas Massie continuing to push amendment to remove unprecedented measure that integrates elements of US & Israeli militaries.

@RandyRRQuaid That's what some said about GW Bush

Trump is the best President we will ever have.

@Moon_of_autumn6 @JCFights None of mine have

@centauri73 @JCFights You know that scars can fade and turn skin Color right?

@AdrianneCurry Disney version of a family

This is embarrassing to watch.

We definitely should start making a new generation. Some reason there has been propaganda for decades telling women they don't need a man or kids. That they aren't successful and should not feel accomplished unless they have a 9-5 job. They turned women and men against each other with the propaganda, TV and Magazines. Our military should be making Mass Deportations happen. That's their real job, protecting the nation and expelling invaders. We are being let down.

@centauri73 Another snake oil salesmen, if thats the case. Perhaps americans should start breeding again...as we face population collapse.

@PepeMcTweety @japan_nobunaga 🤣😋

@centauri73 @japan_nobunaga Lmao. Right.

In Alabama a man said "Roll Tide" to me as a greeting. Later that same day, the same man said "Roll Tide" as a goodbye. I asked a woman at the store what it means. She said, "Roll Tide." I asked what it means. She said, "It means Roll Tide, sugar." So I began collecting evidence. I kept a list. I am not embarrassed about the list. I have now heard "Roll Tide" used as: hello. Goodbye. Thank you. I am sorry. Congratulations. That is unfortunate. I agree. I disagree. And once, in a hardware store, as a complete set of instructions for installing a ceiling fan. I heard it said at a funeral. It was appropriate. It was the most appropriate thing anyone said that day. I began using it. Carefully at first, the way a man handles a borrowed sword. I said it to a cashier. She said it back. I said it to a police officer who had stopped me for a broken taillight. He looked at me for a long moment. He looked at my face. He looked at my taillight. Then he said it back, and nodded once, and did not write the ticket. I wish to be extremely clear that I am not claiming those two events are related. I am also not claiming they are unrelated. A man at a gas station heard my accent and asked where I was from. I told him Japan. He said, "Roll Tide." He meant welcome. I knew he meant welcome. There was no ambiguity at all. I have been in Alabama eleven days. I have one word. It has been enough for everything. I have started saying it in other states. It does not work in other states. I said it in a warehouse store in Oregon. One man turned around. He was from Alabama. He said it back. We did not speak after that. We did not have to. I say it anyway.

@NatureUnedited Their flight feathers are ragged on the edges so they are silent too

Owls are incredibly sensitive to touch. Their feathers are connected to tiny nerves that help them feel even the slightest movement 🦉🧠