country guys with boston wives

YUP

you can't take the country out of the guy

classic end of trip uniqlo run

cities where people have asked me (a tourist) for directions hong kong ✅ london ✅

suzhou is kinda like the worcester of china

like dog wtf

if my coworkers keep dragging me to this fuck ass club in shanghai i will k*ll myself

@gatorsafterdark nooooo literally

and when we needed them most, they vanished.

two glasses of wine deep and i’m liking everyone’s instagram stories. if i didn’t like yours you’ve wronged me in some way

just went to the ballet .... some of the most beautiful twinks i've ever seen in my life

@croissant_fan girl ...... 5pm breakfast burrito

sabrina carpenter could reuse all of the words from blurry by puddle of mudd and i don't think anyone would notice

at least the sox got it

keep politics out of my star wars

if the dick fitts

the way i drink two beers and take a "relief pisser" and the sox put in the "relief pitcher"

Happy Fenway Opening Day to all who observe

the way i just opened this at baseball because it's shaped like home plate

woke is back on the menu boys