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@BoringBiz_ As my grandpa used to say: you can bring a horse to hoes but you cannot teach it how to pimp.

@BoringBiz_ Dude looks like a lady...

You either get replaced by an Indian CEO or live long enough to become the Indian CEO yourself

@RhoRider Have you tried including 'double check your work' and 'make no mistakes' in your prompts?

So I went all in on automating my job the last 3 months…spent 200+ hours and burned $1000s in Claude Code credits on a company API plan. Set up >25 agents and analysis / reporting routines with meticulously developed skill files to drive. Today, I only use maybe 5% of the tools I built. tbh I got burnt out of the endless loop of manually verifying every data point & math output, debugging, iterating, arguing with the LLM prompt cycle. I got sick of constantly re explaining context despite having hard coded context files. While it *feels* like I’m getting far more done with AI, i’ve added up the time it takes to get polished results, and found in many cases i’m only modestly saving time vs a “good enough” manual equivalent. I can’t deny AI has unlocked new capabilities for me to do my job…but it’s also adding on scope that cancels out efficiency gains YMMV

@rasmr_eth Double the dosage until you grow epic moobs, then use all the $$$ you save on dates (since now you have boobs of your own) to buy 0dte options. Once you strike gold, drop the finasteride and use your wallet to attract foids.

Finasteride improved my hair and looks SIGNIFICANTLY But now I literally have 0 desire to sleep with women Last weekend I was ALONE with attractive girl and didn't even THINK to make a move...and the signs were there Is it worth it?

@annmarie The last time I was 'invited' to a bilateral tea in China, it was at the police station... This is clearly a trap. Trump may not make it out of China.

Trump’s schedule in China, according to the White House. Wednesday Trump arrives in Beijing Thursday at 10:00am local time Trump participates in a greeting with Xi Jinping 10:15am Trump has a bilateral meeting with Xi 6:00pm Trump attends State Banquet Friday 11:30am Trump-Xi “Friendship Photo” 11:40am Trump- Xi “Bilateral Tea” 12:15pm Bilateral Lunch

@andyd10 The data doesn't lie. It's time to move Puerto Ricans to Haiti and transform Puerto Rico into a natural reserve.

Puerto Rico 2025 births 18,003, deaths 32,518

@OnodaCapital High school investment clubs are the only pods with true alpha. Steven Cohen built his career around this.

Why are all the “Sector Heads” at Coatue like 26

@disabledstalker Heroin dealer.

At Starbucks. Guy next to me has been here for hours. I ask him if he’s collecting brainwaves and he pretends not to knoe what that is. But when I push him he tells me he does ‘simulations’ to detect cancer. He says his phd is in bioinformatics — he’s here collecting brainwaves.

@RaulGtzNR Cuando menos tuvo la decencia de morirse frente a un puesto de tacos. Muy ecofriendly.

Motociclista se pasa el alto y muere al impactar un Tesla en Barranca del Muerto casi con Periférico

@Balder13946731 Trump is afraid of not being able to leave.

兵马未动，粮草先行。 本次特朗普访华极有可能是有史以来美国总统外访运输规模最大的一次。 前前后后，到特朗普访华预计将有20架次C17到达，总计1500吨物资，几乎把白宫都给运过来了。 有分析此举是为了宣扬美国国威，排场要直接拉满。届时北京将临时封路，其车队规模可能会空前绝后。

@UHN_Plus Los menchitos all parading with a starbucks cup in one hand an AK47 in the other.

🇲🇽‼️| ALSEA, operadora mexicana de Starbucks en el país, aseguró que los hechos de violencia provocados por la muerte del Mencho impactaron directamente en sus ventas en el primer trimestre del 2026. De acuerdo a la empresa, el golpe negativo dejó pérdidas de 3.5 millones de dólares (60 millones de pesos mex). La violencia frenó el consumo y provocó inestabilidad.

@FTAlphaville Is his JP Morgan levfin sales rep gonna be there?

David Einhorn wants ladies in ‘sexy party clothes’ at his hedge fund party ft.trib.al/x0mVmFA

@charlesmurray The Chinese genes are what provide the good looks for most Asian chicks.

My self-test in recent years, long removed from my Thailand days, is to try to guess the ethnicity of Asian poker dealers (there are a lot of them in US casinos). Maybe I'm a tad over 50 percent, but not a lot. Part of the difficulty with SE Asia is that Chinese admixture is often so high. It's only a few years ago that I learned my wife for 14 years, who herself thought she was was half-Thai and and half Chinese, was genetically around 90 percent Chinese.

@bowtiedbrazil Dude's a hater...

Ugliest people/population in the western hemisphere, not even close. If you are able to live in Bolivia as an expat that means you are spiritually ok with ugliness and need introspection Nice for a quick visit bc beautiful nature in Bolivia

@Byron_Wan Dude looks like a lady...

University of Oxford postgraduate student Catherine Xu, the Oxford Union’s President-Elect for Michaelmas 2026, has been removed from the position and permanently barred from holding office at the Society after an Election Tribunal found that she committed electoral fraud by orchestrating a scheme to impersonate legitimate voters at the Hilary Term 2026 election. Xu was found to have distributed union membership cards to non-members to vote on polling day. Tribunal documents state that Xu was found guilty of procuring “the impersonation of members of the society at the poll … by supplying an instrument and/or the Oxford Union membership card … for the purpose of enabling other persons to cast ballots at the poll in the names borne on them”. During the tribunal, which sat on April 25-26, Xu was found to have handed out a stack of union membership cards on polling day to people not entitled to vote and told them to cast ballots in other members’ names. A number of students were caught on Mar 6 voting using the identification of other members by Leo Zhou, a candidate for the secretary’s committee, who confronted them. They were reportedly voting in favor of Xu and other candidates of Asian origin, the document stated. Yolanda Liu, a candidate for the secretary’s committee, was found to have received six cards from Xu and handed at least one out on polling day. The pair discussed the process of “finding people” on 🇨🇳 WeChat, while Xu told Liu to be “especially careful”. She also sent a voicenote to Liu a few days after the election in which she asked whether she still had “the cards”, which the tribunal found to be “particularly damning”. Celine Li also wrote a witness statement, in which she claimed she had given a membership card belonging to Lisa Chung and told to vote on her behalf for Ea Ventura Marty and Xu. A total of seven charges were brought against Xu, including threatening and intimidating another student named Zhou “with the purpose and/or effect of deterring him from reporting electoral malpractice to the returning office”. Following the outcome of the tribunal, Xu has been disqualified from the Hilary Term 2026 election, and from nominating in any current or future election in the Union. She has further been “permanently barred from holding any Office, Appointed role, or official position in the Society”, “permanently barred from sitting on any Committee of the Society, with the exception of Consultative Committee”, and “suspended as a Member until the end of 9th Week Trinity Term 2026”. Liu’s membership has likewise been suspended, and she has also been disqualified from the Hilary Term 2026 election. Xu denied the allegations levelled against her and dismissed them as “political drama”. She said: “I strongly reject the findings against myself and deny that any conspiracy existed. I am deeply concerned that the decision appears to rely on evidence I believe to be fabricated or materially unreliable, yet imposes an extraordinarily severe and disproportionate penalty. “The union has seen increasing political drama and decisions based on contested evidence in recent years, and such a verdict risks encouraging more anonymous and fabricated allegations. This case must receive strict appeal review, with full procedural fairness and transparency.” A re-poll to choose the president is to take place on Monday May 11.  Xu was elected to the role in March, winning ahead of Liza Barkova, Gareth Lim and Hamza Hussain. In her manifesto, she had proposed a new access membership fund, moving procedural motions away from Thursday debates and inviting more female speakers. Before the election, Xu had said: “The union is way bigger than its scandals, but the perceived dysfunction keeps drowning out the good. I want to help fix that.” telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/05/0… cherwell.org/2026/05/05/uni…

@Daily_MailUS That's what Houston heat and humidity does to you. And it's not even summer...

Wealthy restauranteur, 52, kills his PREGNANT wife, their two young children and himself in horrific murder-suicide at $1.2m home in Houston's smartest suburb trib.al/2x8Cqib

@BNOFeed Excelent. Perfect ship to send to the Strait of Hormuz to break the blockade.

BREAKING: WHO says hantavirus outbreak on cruise ship likely involves human-to-human transmission

@Czar_Of_Silly Zuck's wife looking strong on TRT.

Zuck fishhead maxxes at the met gala

@sweatystartup Lehigh has been booming since they legalized weed.

Can you imagine paying $89,000 a year to get a degree from Lehigh? How are these schools still in business?

@Jerrell2kb @nin45145 @zerohedge Diz the only peep that doesn't need glasses.

@nin45145 @zerohedge Squished on what? A log? Why don't we have body pics? She's a hog and it's obvious.

He skipped twosomes and went straight to threesome

@nypost This is going to be bigger than the OJ Simpson trial.

Ex-JPMorgan banker files wild new claims - including lurid threesome invitation - days after viral with 'fabricated' sex slave allegations trib.al/7Waz3xk