Festus Kiprotich

@5starbarber_1 Win win

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@silverpenydr 100k per day

You can only pick one- 1. 100k per day 2. 100m at once 3. 10k per minute 4. 1k per second. Let me see how smart you all are 😂😂

@YesuMkenya 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nishai acha cuzoo yangu kejani,kurudi jioni napata mahali nilikua nimeeka thao mbili sizioni. Next day nlikua natravel,nikiwa kwa gari nikampigia nikamshow aende place flani kwa keja achukue 2k anitumie,gaidi ikanitumia bana😂😂

@therealantoh Hehe saying as who?

Kumbe all Orengo wanted was to be the party leader of ODM. He will never be,over my dead body.

@georgediano 😂😂😂😂😂

The talented guy behind this silhouettes is usually very dedicated. When did he introduced Kasongo junior.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mr_Moshki 😂😂😂

Panty line kidogo kwa nguo ya usher mrija ishagonga kikapu ya sadaka

@themayor_ke Mtashangaa sana

In Kitengela, Linda Mwananchi parked in the middle of the road blocking traffic,that’s why you saw those big numbers. In Narok, there was a crusade that day and akina Sifuna timed it right when the church ended, hence the huge numbers. Kakamega is their home, so numbers were expected. In Tononoka… well, anyone can mobilize a crowd there. So what excuse will they give tomorrow? Because I hear the numbers in Nakuru will be something never seen before.

@therealantoh Piga simu statehouse

Today is my Birthday but most of you hata hamshuguliki. Hamuezi hata weka kitu yet it is a special day for me? Sad.

@UTDqueen 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Ni kama mtapigania nchi peke yenu kiasi ju family yetu iko busy sai. Tunatafuta dem mwenye ametext my 75 yr old grandfather ati ' hey handsome '

@supuypweza Boys itabidi tumepunguza jaba wajameni 😂😂

Kuna time mum alikosana na mzae, mum akaenda kwao, tulikuwa tunapika nyama hadi tunatumia ingine ka Pete.

@tii_bag 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

My girlfriend just found out today that she is adopted. She's devastated and keeps on asking, "Why didn't they want me? Why did my real parents have to give me away?" I comforted her for sometime and while still crying, she asked me to make love to her that it would make her feel better but instead it led to more tears. On a reflection,me hitting it from behind and shouting, "WHO IS YOUR DADDY!!!" was a liitle insensitive on my part...

@itskipronoh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Lia mpaka makamasi itoke

The only way President William Ruto will manage to bring unity to his party and earn respect from partners is by suspending the UDA party leadership. He should start by removing the arrogant secretary-general, Hassan Omar. He should also tame careless politicians like Oscar Sudi. The President should also honor all the promises, including those he made to Hon. Gideon Moi and to ODM leadership. A friendship is built on trust. This is my honest opinion.

@justachillbloke 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Nimekunywa chai kwa Hoteli flani Kilimani nikapeana 500 nikasema keep change nikaambiwa niongeze 300 niache ujinga

@ItsLeecapalot Yooooh

Kudinya elephant imeingia kwa bucket list officially.

@Ian_San254 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Huko Busia deals za Molasses karibu zinifanye chizi ,jamaa alipiga order mollases tanker tatu Ati akona ngombe huko kapsoiwet ,after nimeleta mali jamaa akaingia grass ,Nilikua nauza 20 ltrs 5 bob nikilamba pole pole...😭😅

@James_3560 Tambach high school bus

Nilikuwa naenda Singapore lakini nimepata puncture 😂😂💔🙌

@Degrata254 Nyi hupelekwa Road trip peke yake unasema nini

2k to post this unatumika vibaya Kibet.

@musakuru45 0😂😂😂😂😂

Hatujuani hivo kijana, endelea kunitag kwa upuzi tutapatana kwa ground hutafurahia.

@Bossyator Hii ni Kabarak ya wapi boys

Moi owns one of the best physically planned school in 254.. NG-CDF thieves don't build them like this anymore.

@Gbdaniel001 😂😂😂😂😂😂

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue