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T-MINUS ONE DAY UNTIL OPENING DAY Aki Iwamura solidified his place in Rays history as he stepped on 2nd base to secure the franchise's 1st AL Pennant back in 2008 #RaysUp

How the chicks at the bar look at you the day you don’t have a condom in your wallet

@VladT3p3s @_iamjamila Not the best, but very good. Don’t oversell, it’s historically inaccurate

@_iamjamila And yet the 761th tank battalion aka the black panthers was the best tank battalion in the US Army. It’s always a BW being negative lol

To be clear yes I also hate when black people are cops as well lolol. Shit and in the military (although I under that is much more nuanced so I leave room for empathy & understanding considering how predatory it is to marginalized groups)

I just received a cold call from what has to be the most aggressively born and raised New Yorker ticket salesman for the Yankees. Was obviously chewing a huge wad of gum. Kept calling them the “Bombahs”. I just know he was wearing a massive gold chain and has a bible verse tattoo on his bicep. I’m now a proud season ticket holder for the New York Yankees.

“Jameis Winston! I played against you at FSU. You pitched against me when I was a freshman.” Jameis Winston interviewing #SFGiants CF Harrison Bader ahead of MLB #OpeningNight

@JustMemesMore Real one

If you ain't from the red, white, and blue, I don't fuck with you 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Only real ones can reply to my stuff going forward.

I'm not sure which is more head-scratching: 1) Barry Bonds acting like a playful, charming media member. Or 2) Netflix celebrating Barry Bonds and everything he did during his" record setting" year. This is pathetic and downright insulting.

Viral #RaysUp

@GovPressOffice How does a flaming fäggot tweet this

We got a call from Grindr after this and said your team was their biggest users. Congrats!

@nosoupforgeorge I hate libs who cosplay baseball fans

I used to be so excited for #OpeningDay Happier times:

@TalkinYanks @chriiswavy @boardroom KD posed to 6’10… yea judge best athlete in America it’s not even funny

Aaron Judge sat down with Kevin Durant for Boardroom's March Cover Story (via @boardroom)

@burackbobby_ He’s a bumbling bbtch made woke puss. Don’t defend Lib cücks. Let the swarm eat em

The hate for Dan Orlovsky is weak. He's an easy target because he's a Christain white guy who only gives football takes. There's no risk for other media people belittling him. But they know if they try this with Ryan Clark, Mina Kimes, or Stephen A. Smith, they will be immediately called racist and sexist. Moreover, Orlovsky's takes are harmless. Who cares who he thinks will be the best QB of the 2026 draft? The others are making far more buffoonish statements about society.

@CantH0LDMe Just trolling Yankee fans. #openingnighy

Fuck they gonna do to me? 😂😂

@CantH0LDMe @ICEgov

We outside 🥹

NBA social media fans are pathetic ppl

@NBATradeReport Good NBA. Bend the knee to your loyal base. The streamer era will die fast. A great example of soon irrelevance is @LegendOfWinning We luv hoops. Not fat fcks making gimmick content.

NBA will once again look to implement a dress code for coaches for the 26/27 season. Suits on the sidelines. Discussions in previous years gained very little traction. #NBA

Baseball season isn’t the same without the A’s in Oakland.

@BigKarma1000 How do ppl get so big so young ?

But this yo bitch tho? 600 lb life shit goin crazy

@FOS_News_ @FOS @elleduncantv Keep DEI away from baseball.

Elle Duncan spoke with FOS on why she joined Netflix as their first sports anchor ahead of MLB opening day. "It’s very much my love language – break things, think big, we'll see if it was a mistake. If it wasn’t, then we’ll keep running with it. If it was, we'll shift."