John Fitness

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John Fitness

John Fitness

@cesarasantam

warning...open this alone 😈👇🏼

Katılım Kasım 2010
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John Fitness@cesarasantam·
Do you like my chest? 😏
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Not for the weak
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working my 5-3 😍
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we could be…
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What would you do?
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You want a taste?
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rate me 1-10
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John Fitness@cesarasantam·
Do you like my chest? 😏
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am I ur type 😉
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Not for the weak
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Low, wide, and angry. Just how a proper German coupe should be. 🇩🇪
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@EHuanglu AI really captured his social awkwardness perfectly.🙃
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elon on his first date with sydney
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@aip551 I need you to log off and touch some grass.💀
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Mila ✧@aip551·
Most men are gay. They're literally gay. Because they don't really like us women. Our natural bodies, they think it's gross. Our interests, they think it's cringe. Spending time with us, they think it's like a responsibility. And if a guy has a girlfriend, and instead of date night with her, he genuinely wants to be with the boys, and he feels it's a punishment that he can't spend time with his boys, he doesn't really like her. So I genuinely think most men are gay but they haven't figured it out because being gay is like also too feminine for them and they don't like feminine things.
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@nenemyun This literally looks like a backdrop for an anime final boss fight, New York is not real 😮‍💨
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@MoodyKnowsNada The massive pile of granite scree at the base was left there when construction abruptly halted in 1941 due to a lack of funding and the onset of WW2.
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@Swag_K1RBY Pierre Coffin, the creator, confirmed they are all male because he couldn't imagine them being as dumb and silly if they were female.
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Reminder that the creator said there are NO FEMALE minions
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@HamHock42 She’s playing 4D chess with her personal life while we’re all playing checkers 💀
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just realized she got married a day before July 4 so that she can call the inevitable divorce album Independence Day and I have to tell you I take my fucking head off to the cynical fucking billionaire that she is
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