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It's been four years since 𝗧𝗛𝗔𝗧 night in Wigan ✨⏮️

Cracker from Kai Jennings.

Osman Foyo scores from a Kai Jennings corner for Sutton It's.

THREE POINTS AWAY OLÉ OLÉ 🕺

Lewis Simper picks out the top corner!🔝🗑️

@bornatotter the crowd are going crazy over this way!!

@LightningChris1 @bornatotter That was another fabrication by the Hastings Pinocchio

@cessufc @bornatotter Didn't you 'Fix' the DILF Bingo Ces? Not sure I can trust you re DB as I assume your receipts will be forged. At lesst Totts' will be real . If admittedly probably found in a dusty old one armed bandit out of a skip in Margate.

Can I just be clear. I invented the Dirty Barry brand and own the intellectual property rights. It is true that we are rolling out the franchise, particularly now that the original DB has retired. If your town doesn’t yet have a Dirty Barry it’s five grand the full package,

@bornatotter No, no. I won’t go around making false claims (unlike some!) I did invent the “Carry On Shoebox” though - I recall that one with fondness

@cessufc You’ll be claiming you “invented” the Cheam Park DILF’s next.

@bornatotter As long as you acknowledge that the “invention” started prior to your involvement, I’ll happily give you all the credit for the brand you subsequently created squire.

@cessufc You may have had an early involvement but you did nothing with it. That’s when the professionals stepped in.

@bornatotter There’s a few of us with longer memories!!

@cessufc Yes. I’ve got the receipts.

@bornatotter Up the arse!

I actually hate Mandelson more than I hate Arsenal.

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@MartCAFC45 @suttonunited He’s on loan, we’re not the parent club

@suttonunited So you’ve washed your hands of him rather than support .

ℹ️ Following an FA appeal, Osman Foyo has been handed an enhanced suspension from competitive football due to historical betting offences, and has left Sutton United as a result

@MarkFrake1 I’m on trial. They’re after a new centre half. Hoping to get the nod versus Stenhousemuir at the weekend 🤞🏻

@cessufc What the hell are you doing up there?

Greetings @MarkFrake1

@bornatotter We’re still waiting for foul-mouthed car park attendants in pink high-vis and wearing double visors to be sent off at the lane. Ain’t that right @MarkFrake1 ?

The bar has now been raised for all us stadium announcers and matchday DJ’s.

Great to see that closet Gooner @bornatotter “coming out” today and flashing us his new tattoo live on the telly today. I’m proud of him 💙

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