Damien B

@smigster31 See you at Fleetwood. Dreading it 😂

@cfcbroom Had a few in manc. Currently on rattler to accy. We have £10 & will try to spend it all. Booked for fleetwood, sorted car for barrow. Must be puddled.

Solo couple of days in 🇪🇸 this weekend. Determined to do a bit of culture instead of finding the local Irish bar and getting blindo

Just incredible what he's produced these last two days. That clearance was peak Ronnie 🐐

@smigster31 Haha still picking the pieces up from County Smig so I don't know. Presumably your band of fine specimens are taking advantage of the cheap Accrington boozers today?

@cfcbroom My money is on you being fluent in ‘can you put a shamrock on that’ by Monday.

Neymar at his peak was world class you don't win what he has and play in probably the best club side ever if you're not. But I'd still take Rooney over him every single day, the disrespect Rooney gets is mind blowing

@dec1878 Can't beat a full football day, enjoy pal ⚽️ 🍻

@sc_timmy1180 Mate how well are they doing. Would love to see them in the Championship, think they'd do ok up there too

@cfcbroom Fuck that, mate, if they're giving it then give it back, little old Lincoln are getting pelters from all the "big boys", throw it back in long and win the league! 🤣

@sc_timmy1180 😂😂 after Tuesday night's shit show i was in proper reverse mode.

@cfcbroom Good man, didn't imagine you going soft after that loss of control last week with the Notts County fan base! 👀🤣

@sc_timmy1180 😂😂 I know Tim, went way too far when we went away other week so told myself this is a chilled out affair. Won't happen 😂

@cfcbroom Haha! You're from Chesterfield, not Chiswick! Pissed before you take off! 😉🤣

@GraemeBandeira Pint with the dog is unrivalled

My top five favourite pints: 1. Airport pint. Out of office on. The first of the holiday 🍺 2. Balcony pint on holiday while Mrs Bandy gets ready. Take yer time luv 🍺 3. Hotel bar pint while you “get your bearings” 🍺 4. Sunday pint with the dog 🍺 5. Train pint or can 🍺

Absolute world ender when all the inpost lockers are full 😫

@stuefc44 Yeah he's an absolute grade A bell end. If Gabby Agbonlahor is schooling you in a debate it's time to give up

@cfcbroom He’s fucking unbearable - his ‘wee’ club are too, and it’s deluded fan base.

Remember that Geordie gobshite Craig Hope on Talksport a few weeks ago banging onabout how the English clubs will dominate the CL for years to come and the rest of Europe are miles behind? Hope he enjoyed his night in Barcelona

@talkSPORT @tSHandJ Fucks sake 😔 absolute legend of broadcasting! can talk for England but proper knowledgeable. Hopefully he's on the mend soon

Get well soon. ❤️

@NiallHarbison He looks so content what a beauty 🥺 as for that bastard who abandoned him he needs dropping in the middle of the sea.

Someone drove him to a remote spot. He was weak and left there to die. Luckily we got word. Tofu wasn't ready to go and although his sight isn't perfect he is very happy in our little retirement village with his senior friends. Glad to give him his dignity back

@xXMissLHXx 👀

900 channels and I always comeback to this. Never fails

@smigster31 Not keen on the idea Smiglah but if it comes to it I fancy us too beat them over 2 legs

@cfcbroom Play off game. Full day sesh in notts. It’s written.

Blimey I was a bit wild on here last night 😬 thank god we only play them away once a season 🤮

Keeper whats he's doing!! it was in the middle of the net 😂