uncouth Yank

left a note in my extra copy of E. M. Forster’s The Life to Come that’s going to the Oxfam book shop in Cambridge for the next young gay who arrives in that strange place, sea-sick with romance and jealously guarded dreams

@alexL_E_I you’re so wrong for this ❤️

I thought Clavicular was the name of that bougie taco spot in Baltimore…?

diner goth essay bad for many reasons but chief among them is the author is wayyyyy too horny

@AllHailRaye at that point I should just build a train myself

@AllHailRaye also looking at a 1.5 hour round-trip flight to SOUTH CAROLINA and they’re all over $600… please be serious!

If you need to go on a plane, just go head and start walking instead. I promise you’ll get to your destination faster.

@sevensixfive isn’t it just! arresting!

Can’t stop thinking about the Amy Sherald show I saw this morning

2 vodka crans in and suddenly i’m doing unto others as i would have them do unto me

should I know who Geordie Greep is

@dogfanhan and it takes time! people want to rush things but really the only way this works is if you basically don't interact with each other for a long enough gap to allow for the sting to fade

@dogfanhan it's *a lot.* I've only done it successfully once (and it was pretty clear we should have started out as friends in the first place)

no disrespect to sapphic culture but I don’t know if I’m built to be friends with exes

ROWING 😜 👊/||\_ _/¯ ¯\_ ON THE LAKES OF CANADA 👋 \ 😳 || \_ _/¯ ¯\_

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

@asadebtor England must be stopped

Really don't like this thing where 22 y/o women call everyone "babes."

@dogfanhan exaaaaaaaaaaaaaaactly. it's the type of place where you (accidentally) catfish a bunch of people into thinking you live in LA and made so many wonderful friends and then shamefully slink home at 2 am (compatible with a low-cut top)

if I ever post this it means I’m wearing a low cut top to Akbar

@MaisonMarchmain ouch. is that Pym?

giving up on Dry Lent this year. sorry, God!

what could go wrong!

I think it’s just because everyone’s getting so excited for AWP here next week. the urge will pass.

*wearily looking around at the mess I’ve made of my life* ah, gosh. maybe I should apply for a MFA.

every time someone quits smoking. a french child dies. like the french government executes a child. very sad and totally preventable

@dogfanhan you could see a giant, menacing billboard for it from my friend’s old place in East Hollywood and that was still closer than I wanted to be

Almost two years since I moved back to LA and I still haven’t been to an Erewhon… don’t know what point I’m trying to make or why but I’m gonna stick with it