NotChristianMarinaro

Motivated

@KFCBarstool Look up the man against horse race they do it every year in Arizona

This has gotta be the fakest shit I’ve ever seen on the internet. I understand the point about endurance over the course of 100km, but you’re telling me a human can beat a cheetah in a 5k??? And beat a horse traveling long distances?? For sure not

University of Virginia Claviculars.

@tyler_gorecki Rice?!

The haters really thought I couldn’t have ground chicken and rice again for dinner tonight #threepeat

@FeitsBarstool You coming to DC with Francis or what 👀

Is it rice a roni? I think it is but I can’t get the beat right in my head

I’ve been trying to think what food was “blah blah blah the San Francisco treat!” since I got here two days ago. No one tell me, I’m gonna remember it.

@tyler_gorecki @grok put him in a cowboys jersey

Profile pic remake #stuckeys

@BigTruzzWoo Couch

Where were you when you found out Jack White sang Seven Nation Army

RT if your team is UNDEFEATED 💥 Before it's too late.

“I hope they trade the general manager, and we give a seventh round draft pick.” - my dad after I told him the cowboys are making a trade today.

THE EGBTW JETS ARE THE BEST TEAM IN THE WORLD

@DCSportz4Life And Cowboys win 🤝

Not to mention successful Yankees hate watch too I might be in my second prime

And Washington W 🤝 Eagles L what a glorious weekend

@RGIII Facts

Virginia should be ranked in the Top 15 next week.

@BigTruzzWoo The nose dissipates the energy by breaking

JOSH ALLEN DOESNT NEED A CONCUSSION TEST AFTER BREAKING HIS NOSE

@BigTruzzWoo That’s what he said

Tyrod Taylor, is it in you?

@stoolpresidente I’m tired of waiting, drop the CC 1’s

I hate (sports sense) Angel Reese. Hate her. That’s how much it pains me to admit how brilliant it was for her team to trademark Mebounds and make it her thing. Brilliant. I hate how brilliant it is.

@Barstooldmv Has to be Recessions @will_bell1

Let’s hear it ⬇️

@Jay_Mahoney_13 Only 1 Joe