CaptainFlyingToaster

I greeted a Hunter S. Thompson cosplayer while I was in my Colonial Marines uniform. He called me a fascist prick and told me to fuck directly off.

Velicipastor Cosplay. I have officially seen it all.

I have covered over nine miles today on one banana/nutella crepe, one beer and one soft pretzel. Mom, please don’t read this tweet.

I am going to throatpunch the next person I hear complain about crowds, Pop! Vinyls or crowds of Pop! Vinyls.

Scarlett Witch is the new Harley Quinn. Spider-Man is the new Deadpool.

I think there are at least two Jesuses. Jesusi?

A con’s not a con anymore without any least one person cosplaying Jesus of Nazareth. I blame Kevin Smith.

Arachnid Man, Arachnid Man Does whatever an unlicensed character can!

Are we not doing “Phrasing” anymore?

Another glorious day in fandom! Every dealers room is an art gallery! Every food court is a banquet! Every cosplay meetup is a parade! I love fandom!

Nudity!? Egads! I thought this was a family show!

When you’re at the Quickie Mart buying weapons grade caffeine in your Colonial Marines cosplay and someone thanks you for your service….

Ok, good news: I found a second car:

I’m going to need to buy a second car so I have room for more decals.

“Cosplay is not consent. Unless you are Megacon and/or it’s affiliates and holding companies:”

The Megacon schedule just dropped today, and it looks like my favorite voice actor's panel overlaps the costume contest. If anyone needs me, I'll be trying to force-grow a clone of myself so I can attend both.

“We need a cardiac monitor to the port-a-potty, now!”

Nothing takes me from “I don’t need to pee” to “BLADDER RUPTURE IMMINENT” like 1. The sound of a heavy rain on a tent roof and 2. Being told I’m not allowed to go out and pee.

@jenbecker What I REALLY want is 30 minutes murdering Space Pirates on the Switch

@cftoaster Did you, though??? Offer still stands to Door Dash you real food.

I hit the jackpot for lunch/dinner:

@jenbecker That’s VERY sweet of you, but the unpredictability of my meal time coupled with the awkwardness of not bringing some for everyone makes it suboptimal.