Chris Fuhrman

Welp. It was fun while it lasted. The Jays and DWhite should be the only ones who are safe. See ya in 2 years

RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS!! (Tatum’s mri report)

Welp. If that’s Tatum’s Achilles will prob be out all of next year. Can’t see Horford playing another 2 years, let him retire. Rumors of Jrue and Porzingis trade imminent. Keep Tatum, brown, DWhite and PP and begin the rebuild 💔

The Celtics make me dead inside

I need this more than anything I’ve ever needed in my life

@Philly_Mays I feel like this has to make you a Celtics/Tatum fan

@MatthewCP93 @GoodsOnSports Debatable

Sports are about the Cleveland Guardians, the Buffalo Bills, the grandpa crying as he finally sees the Chicago Cubs win the World Series. Sure, you’ll find more winning if you join the likes of the Yankees, Lakers, Celtics and such, but it’s the pain that makes it worth it.

@hen_ease @L_Scipione this is wild

Wow. Wild stat

Today was a good day

@Billyhottakes @Jerrythekid21 @Fastoolie Hey Bill, the D in AED stands for defibrillator. Just an fyi information.

I called @Jerrythekid21 to help brief him on electrolytes, carbo loading, and how to not have a catastrophe in his pants, I also told @Fastoolie he needs to ensure there’s a AED defibrillator onsite.

@HomeDepot uhhhh am I ever gonna get my sink?

Check RJ Davis’ phone and make sure he doesn’t have a FanDuel or Draft Kings account

Day 3 as a hospital ortho PA: Today I was told to make sure I always leave by 4 so I don’t get burnt out 😩 this is the best job ever

Day 2 as a hospital ortho PA: Today I found out I get free food in the caf. Good thing that wasn’t mentioned to me because then I probably wouldn’t have negotiated for a higher salary

Day 1 of working as a hospital ortho PA: Spent 30 min just walking around the hospital trying to figure out where I was Found a private bathroom that I will be using from this day forward Was told by a doc that I’m “the ankle sprain expert” because I was an AT #AT4All

@ChipotleTweets I’ll name my first born son Albert “Al” Pastor Fuhrman

you have our attention 👀 tell us what you'd do to have it back

The tears before he even starts. This man is Philly

@MatthewCP93 How do we lose to the cardinals?! @L_Scipione and I are so mad