caroline

Dear, 8-pound, 6-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant and so cuddly, but still omnipotent, we just thank you for all the races I've won and the 21.2 million dollars

typing in lowercase bc im against capitalism

we live in age of great moral panics about things that don’t matter at all and zero moral outrage over some of the most egregious societal sins we’ve ever seen

The quote “even if you win the rat race, you’re still a rat” did irreparable damage to my worldview

My funeral will have an open bar

micro dosing hell by staying informed and educated

this is the golden age for people who are good-but-not-great writers who write run-on sentences with too many commas. guess what? i’m the only one you can trust

Imagine hating me while I analyze the sociocultural context you grew up in to understand why you’re such a horrible person.

Being concerningly skinny and disgustingly overeducated would fix me ngl

I reconnect with people easily even after years of not talking because no friendship of mine is truly severed unless otherwise stated and there will always be a place in my life for everyone I once met

i should be able to put my phone on Please Disturb mode so my friends know I want attention

One thing I love about traveling, is that it breaks the illusion that your current life is the only possible one.

realizing i may have been pondering myself into stagnation

It’s very important to lay on the floor

I actually don't want to climb any corporate ladders. I don't care about job titles. I don't need accolades. I just want to have income to fund my lifestyle, not be depressed, help other people, and be around good humans.

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

littering the world with strands of my hair

You shouldn’t need a personal connection to injustice to care about it