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@BowTiedBroke Chainsaws taste like chicken

Husqvarna sent me a stack of chainsaws to give away because a bear stole mine & Internet went wild. I’m adding a 4 day/3 nt stay to my Smoky Mtn cabin. (Side by side tours, meet Jimmy & me, see old moonshine stills, crazy views). To enter (100% free, no purchase necessary): 1) Follow @BowTiedBroke 2) Comment on THIS post with literally anything (tag friends = extra luck with the dartboard later 👀) Contest runs exactly 24 hours —-> closes tomorrow at 10:00 AM EST At close, @grok will instantly pick 20 random commenters with accounts older than 3 months. Then, I put those 20 names on a dartboard, film one throw, and THAT person wins everything. No bots, no BS, fully transparent. Grok posts the 20 here, the dart decides destiny 🎯 Sorry international followers (not that I have that many) U.S. followers only for this one. Cabin is in Tennessee, chainsaws are heavy, and bears don’t do passports. Let’s go! Drop a reply and let’s see who the Chainsaw stealing bear chooses.

Today’s news from Limestone University that it is closing its doors was heartbreaking for my family. I hurt for our players, recruits, coaches and their families. It’s unreal that it was almost 5 years ago that Tiff and I went through a very similar situation. God is still good.

@CUTAILGATER What was that???

@natehughes33 How many donuts will they hold?

#Vikingbags Perfect fit for my 2019 Kawasaki W800 Cafe, medium vintage leather lockable; perfection!

@CUTAILGATER I’ll say it. Too many big plays and can’t get consistent pressure. The D-line should eat every week. Doesn’t matter who we play. They should be able to pressure. Also ran prevent on 3rd and 8 in second half down by two scores.

@CUTAILGATER I’m good for $100 but we need to send one to Goodwin too

Dynamic duo. 😈 RT to DOUBLE #ProBowlVote for @cheetah & @D1__JW

Do your thing, Fins fam. RT to #ProBowlVote for @Tua & @cheetah!

The one guy on the Dolphins that deserves a #ProBowlVote more than anyone imo is Christian Wilkins. Guy is playing at an All Pro level. @cwilkins42 (Photo by: @FourOneSixJay)

Us every time you RT this tweet: #ProBowlVote @HollywoodVon @D1__JW

🚨 LAST DAY OF VOTING‼️Every RT is a double vote! RT to vote for TUA‼️ #ProBowlVote  + @Tua #FinsUp

What’s hard to understand is that the same coordinator is calling the plays when #2 is in. Mind boggling.

Dabo: you asked the fans to show up, be loud. They did their job. Time for you to step up and take accountability and earn your paycheck.

Done with Streeter, done with DJ. Goodbye to them both.

RETWEET to show your support for the long overdue admission to the Hall of Fame for Zach Thomas!!

Saturday.

.@danorlovsky7 called him a "stud." He was signing autographs at school yesterday. And, per his mom, "he mentioned he might need a limousine." The scoop on Carter Wiley's viral Griddy amid Clemson-Miami: #storylink=cpy" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">thestate.com/sports/college…

Golf Entertainment strikes again. Justin Timberlake and 8AM Golf have invested in 3's. This is what 3's is: • 12-hole par 3 course • 18-hole putting course Best part? It's has lights. Currently have one location - but will roll out multiple in the coming months.

Thankful for the time and authenticity of @Tua in this interview. I learned a lot about who he is and all that he’s been through and I hope you will too. youtu.be/8FYVLqzk_KE

@CUTAILGATER Come on guys! Literally physically need to finish the game. Frick and Frack running around everywhere. Come on people!