👻 Ghost Of Chima 👻

@mattdeanbbc When McJannnet shielded the Oldham lad out wide you screamed his name out as if he was Keith Houchins in the 87 cup final when in reality the shot was miles high & wide! Me Grandad nearly soiled himself when there was no need. You’re lucky I caught his false teeth!

@MaxRacingTips Yes please boss

CHELTENHAM DAY 4 TIPS🐎💨💨💨 Every selection placed on day one. 15/2 winner and 50/1 place on day two. 28/1 place and 15/2 place on day three. If you would like my DAY FOUR tips i will be sending them to everybody who likes and comments on this tweet. (MUST BE FOLLOWING) 🐎💨

@LeicesterNAP Me plz

Found all seven winners for Cheltenham tomorrow. Tips for day one posted at 10am. Who wants my NAP of the festival TONIGHT? (must be following)

@DN35GTFC Thought he was saying fish heads

@DavePhillips19 @DN35GTFC I’ve been to Konigswinter! #shitfactoftheday

@DN35GTFC I thought it was Konigswinter? Or is that Clee

Does anyone know why Grimsby is twinned with Bremerhaven?

@BrianNobbynoble You’ve got a good memory mate(or a bad 1!)😜

@ch1ffy This was you in Sunday League wasn’t it Chiff?

If you know anything about football you know how hard it is to score from this position. Back to goal. Held off tight by a defender. Very rarely does it result in a goal. Andy Cook makes it look a breeze tho’ #UTM

@theracehorseguy Me plz

I’ve got an absolute rocket lined up for tomorrow who wants it?! Let me know asap as it’s time to get the money down 🔨

@LeicesterNAP Can I trouble you for the NAP please kind sir or am I too late to the party lol

MONDAYS AIN’T SO BAD….🐎 Return of the ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ NAP today, most confident bet for 12 days when Fillyyoureye bolted up for us at Punchestown. Who wants it in their DM’s early? (must be following)

Love you mummy❤️

@Joey7Barton It’s ok people sticking up for her but when she gets home and sees hubby hasn’t got all the creases out the ironing and not even sprayed with fabreeze I bet she/her/they nags like fuck about it.

… Was the referee up with the play? And the other most important question?… (2)

@MbarkCherguia The best thing he could’ve done was rung his mother, sister, daughter or any female relation or friend for them to come down and smash her in the face with a snow shovel on his behalf. If a man and a woman both have a gun and she shoots him, is it ok for him to shoot her back?

Is it EVER okay to hit a woman? 🤔

Combining their biggest career transfers fees, the Barnet strike force of Kabongo Tshimanga (£280,000) & Britt Assombalonga (£15,000,000), failed to score against a team with a -24 goal difference. Now, I wouldn’t normally give a flying fuck, but they let me down for 500 bones.

@laticssamuala I get it’s 150 years since they were formed but the cost of getting that shirt sorted to sell? Unless it was limited to 150 and in a nice boxset of course? Otherwise, if you were marketing manager you’d just pretend you didn’t realise. Should’ve released the trousers instead😜

I’ve seen some absolute dogger football shirts in my time and I appreciate there’s not much you can do with an anniversary kit but sweet Mary mother of Nazareth! Who had the final say in deciding Blackburn’s latest effort would be a good sell?🤮

Check the comments on this post, Grimsby fans now crying about a player diving. Oh the irony is beautiful 🤣🤣🤣 #ColU

@SassyXtr Ruel Fox

Guess the goal scorer Level; impossible

@MarinersLifeUTM If thats what AI can produce I wouldn’t be that worried about the future

He was always a mariner #gtfc #bcfc

@Hilly4141 That finish really shocked me tbh. Reason being it’s the kind of finish I expected from him from his early season form and I’m glad to see he’s still got it in his locker as I think he’s struggling confidence wise. Hopefully l, with the pressure of other strikers, he steps up now

We’ve all been critical of jaze and his support up top recently! But off the bench with another ⚽️ to his tally and a cracking finish! He absolutely loves this club and we might struggle to hold onto him in the summer! #gtfc