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List of authors who’s name wouldn’t look out of place on a curry menu: Roald Dahl

me like yum sandwich

@harrybrookcntrl Excellent 90 seconds of my life watching that

Harry Brook 85(91) vs Australia 2023

Hanging out with this in the smoking area >>>>

What a player

I’m developing a huge fear of being paper-cut, and keep physically flinching at the feeling of it, but also can’t stop touching the edge of paper. @susie_dent is there a word for this please?

they would never crucify a carpenter

@kleberthegoat Long sleeveor ?

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Harry commits 🇾🇪🗣️

Just your normal family roast dinner 🤣 Bosh

@MUFCDarren_ He’s the fkin man isn’t he

🚨🎙️ Jose Mourinho on Liam Rosenior Suspending Enzo Fernandes : “You say Madrid is beautiful. Of course it is beautiful. Paris is beautiful. London is beautiful. But beauty does not win you titles. Mentality wins you titles.” “When I was at Chelsea, my players did not speak about other clubs. Why? Because they were too busy winning.” “You want Real Madrid? Real Madrid is not a holiday destination. It is pressure. It is history. It is responsibility.” “At Madrid, if you play one bad match, the fans whistle. Two bad matches, the media kills you. Three bad matches… you are finished.” “And now you are talking about them while your team is suffering? This is not leadership. This is distraction.” “You don’t flirt with another club when your house is on fire. First, you put out the fire.” “Also… let me teach you something. Real Madrid does not buy players because they say nice things in interviews. They buy players who dominate big games.” “So… less talking about Madrid. More playing like a Madrid player.” “Because right now? You are not there.”

Hahahaahaha define “sell out”

@Rookie961 @NoContextCounty Yikes - first bowler looks funny

Zak Crawley scored 29 and 26 against Oxford UCCE, here’s his dismissals

They releasing a new pedo every 8 months like it’s a new iPhone

Beginning to think BBC enjoy the clicks & attention

Starting to get quite miffed off with how nice Greggs is. I’m on 4 visits a week

The greatest Liverpool song of all time...LIVE IN THE STUDIO! #SalahDooDooDooDooDoDo 😂

@bushontheradio Recent slipper convert, Andy. Quality in the winter. Imagine they’ll play less of a role through summer

Quick question. Are you slippers or no slippers?

@kleberthegoat I want to try elk sliders

No faff. Unreal.

@hikingshawty That’s a fantastic duck image

today i walked seven miles and i had a burger for dinner <3