charlotte 🪐

my chamomile tea trying to calm me down

Me listening to Beethoven after finding out he’s black x.com/l3ubba_/status…

Nearly 26 years old and I just had to make Ryan take me to the toilet after watching a horror movie 😂🙂

Receptionist at the dentist office will look u dead in the eye and ask if ur available 4 months and 13 days from now

@hitachiiin I am obsessed

THE OFFICER WHO MACED A 10 YEAR OLD GIRL AND COVERED HIS BADGE SO PEOPLE COULDNT REPORT HIM IS NAMED JARED CAMPBELL. HIS BADGE NUMBER IS 8470 ! SPREAD THIS INFO . THESE POSTS ARE BEING TAKEN DOWN SO COPY/PASTE AND POST AGAIN. DO NOT LET THIS BE SILENCED.

Petitions applying to the UK will not be considered if they’re on change. org. Here’s a list of the ones I could find on petition.parliment :

a thread of all the petitions that you need to sign (a UK thread):

Y’all I’m so sorry for being corny...i was really bored in the crib today

Why don’t city folk smile at each other?

Quarantine really got me realising how uncomfortable my normal clothes are

@hitachiiin And bump into me who definitely wasn’t finding a corner to pee lol

‘I’ll give you a fiver if you kill that old man’ - Ryan

@NotRealRyan_ Go to bed

Big ol’ pussy sugar

Ryan on the plane: ‘what would you do if you saw Meryl Streep out the window?’