Chad MILLER

At first, I feared my lunch had blue cheese on top, but it turns out it was regular cheese approaching me very quickly.

Get out. bsky.app/profile/chad.o…

(The real lesson here is that when you unify church and state, people take out all their frustrations against the state by abandoning the church)

I'm going to That Twitter Replacement as @chad.org . Ping me if you want an invitation.

@TesoroCarolina I have so many likes to add, you have no idea.

There is so much I have to say right now, you have no idea

@hotdogsladies Please hold still. Just a sec. I need to turn off your TV's unsharp-mask video thing.

I love my USPS mail carrier even more, since seeing him gingerly carry up to my front door the crate I ordered, of several thousand angry-sounding honeybees.

@nattyover Imagine being the Blanco County News reporter.

Local Girl Makes Good 😊

@ASpittel vi __main__.py

hot take if __name__ == "__main__": is one of the clunkiest lines of code tbh

@gamingonlinux It won't let me attach a ppm file.

@Latesha_Byrd "-6344.45"

Omg y’all! Just had my first six figure MONTH! 🙌🏾🥺 it’s up!

@AngusMckennedy @pedromira848 It says what is. It's stamped in metal.

@pedromira848 Is it Radium ?

@DrPhiltill bowline

What kind of tie person are you?

@RallySim @Snowden Hey, guys, Snowden revealed to the world that the US government spies US citizens without a warrant at these AT&T facilities and says we should worry about technology enabling tyrants. Therefore, Russia can now invade Ukraine! - @rallysim

@Snowden You are one of the people who made it possible by giving Putin's Russia crucial sensitive and secret information.

I don't think I've ever seen anything like that.

@CarrieSweet2017 @Snowden Snowden lives in Russia, but the rest of your tweet is deceitful in several ways, from "your" to "one" to "with".

Out of an abundance of What's the funniest ending word you can plausibly fit in email this week? Post them here.

@redshftt Nice. What's it like in a dim room?

@craigmod After you Liked my tweet, I edited it to say I like nazis and My Little Pony.

@mandel_macaque Also, gotta write down vague stuff for other people to do, have two meetings with other teams, and daydream about what things will be like two years from now.

I’m reading more code in PRs and interviews that what I’m writing. Today did some yaml and mostly clicking to automate release. Is this what a senior does?

@TesoroCarolina Ma'am, please start obeying the sign.

I’m just gonna leave this picture of yours truly looking like a mob wife right here….

@mandel_macaque The only way to be sane there will be to write "12 Jan 2021".

Years developing, I wrote in a date formatting “yyyy-mm-dd”, stupid Manuel