Chad Opitz

I wrote a song about this very topic: nervousenergyband.bandcamp.com/track/necronom…

@cevangelista413 I wrote a song about this very topic: nervousenergyband.bandcamp.com/track/necronom…

EVIL DEAD movie where someone finds the Necronomicon in one of those free outdoor libraries

New ep is out today with returning champs @chadopitz and @jeremyelderr, plus everybody’s champion, @pagetpaget. Chad recommended BREAKDOWN from 1997, Jeremy is a fan of the one-shot movie VICTORIA, and Paget Brewster loves Sean Baker’s RED ROCKET. Which of these is your fav?

bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery.

I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.

How many families has Coldplay ruined?

@Voxrfszzisf I'm certain they will

@chadopitz The way the alpha was checking out the pregnant lady implied it was his child. Wonder if they're going to go in to that in the direct sequel.

The alternate title for 28 Years Later was 28 Inches Later

How come they never make iron skillets with big ol' titties? They always flat.

I personally want to thank @chadopitz for this news!

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

@gnumstang The Pope is from Chicago where Siskel & Ebert wrote their movie reviews

@chadopitz Whats the punch line?

Siskel & Ebert would have given this new Pope Two Thumbs Up

If you commit a sin before they elect a new Pope it doesn't count

If Francis had dipped 2 months ago, Conclave would have won best picture

"He is rizzin" - Christ's followers after he begins displaying a newfound amount of swagger and confidence

This rules

@AlottaLina She's doing well, yes:) thanks for asking

@chadopitz Was I right?

Happy birthday to Michael Rooker! I once showed Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to a girl I had a crush on in high school which is perhaps one of the most ill-advised decisions in my entire life.

Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa are on the new season of Celebrity Big Brother together.

@AlottaLina 👀 do you know my mom?

@chadopitz How is your mom?