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Chad Opitz

@chadopitz

Stand up comic by night/protecting Rick Moranis also by night Instagram: @chadopitz

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Nisan 2011
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Chris Evangelista@cevangelista413·
EVIL DEAD movie where someone finds the Necronomicon in one of those free outdoor libraries
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Doug Loves Movies
Doug Loves Movies@DougLovesMovies·
New ep is out today with returning champs @chadopitz and @jeremyelderr, plus everybody’s champion, @pagetpaget. Chad recommended BREAKDOWN from 1997, Jeremy is a fan of the one-shot movie VICTORIA, and Paget Brewster loves Sean Baker’s RED ROCKET. Which of these is your fav?
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raine🦂
raine🦂@thegorezone·
bro what do you mean i should learn how to code or become an influencer. im meant to be an 80s video store clerk recommending gory horror movies to the neighbourhood scamps. im meant to be a small town radio dj who plays too much new wave and gets involved in a local mystery.
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Chad Opitz
Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
I've been "Florida sober" (haven't done cocaine with Hulk Hogan) for over 90 days.
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
How many families has Coldplay ruined?
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Montauk Crinklebottom
Montauk Crinklebottom@Voxrfszzisf·
@chadopitz The way the alpha was checking out the pregnant lady implied it was his child. Wonder if they're going to go in to that in the direct sequel.
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
The alternate title for 28 Years Later was 28 Inches Later
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
How come they never make iron skillets with big ol' titties? They always flat.
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Justin🦩Boldaji
Justin🦩Boldaji@justinboldaji·
This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
@gnumstang The Pope is from Chicago where Siskel & Ebert wrote their movie reviews
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
Siskel & Ebert would have given this new Pope Two Thumbs Up
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
If you commit a sin before they elect a new Pope it doesn't count
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
If Francis had dipped 2 months ago, Conclave would have won best picture
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
"He is rizzin" - Christ's followers after he begins displaying a newfound amount of swagger and confidence
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
This rules
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Chad Opitz@chadopitz·
Happy birthday to Michael Rooker! I once showed Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer to a girl I had a crush on in high school which is perhaps one of the most ill-advised decisions in my entire life.
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Mickey Rourke and JoJo Siwa are on the new season of Celebrity Big Brother together.
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