Chad Selph

My favorite story from the Bible is when Baby Jesus was visited by the three wisemen, a modem, a Seahawks hat and 2 staplers.

@CookUpCam youtu.be/2JwPXTdcJqg?si…

Mike Jones is basically the rap game Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

@Served_Podcast seems like the chase website is down

We are TWO days away from another live show! Chase Sapphire Reserve members, on August 28th at 7:00 PM, we’ll be LIVE at the Rooftop at Pier 17. Come down and experience a live taping of Served, plus enjoy a Q&A session and a cocktail party set against the stunning NYC skyline. You can also book an epic rooftop tennis clinic with Andy. Who will our special guest be? 👀 Visit chase.com/sapphireexperi… to learn how to book. We can’t wait to see you there! Attendees must be 18+. #ChaseSapphirePartner

@maxflav diarrhea — dia-rrheally bad shit

@thomasschiavone Get some udon while you’re there

I don’t really like malls but Stonestown is pretty great especially if you have kids. It’s bumping today.

@thomasschiavone I prefer inner Sunset because of the N

Inner Richmond would be the best place in SF to live if not for the weather

@thomasschiavone Yeah I’ve asked it for APIs for sites that don’t have APIs and it invents entire developer portals

I am trying to find Hubspot API documentation for a specific resource via GPT4. It keeps inventing links as if the documentation is there. I tell it's a 404. Then it says sorry, and invents a new URL. I can't tell if the documentation has moved or it's just inventing URLs.

Rock’s loss to paper was a quality loss

Week 15 RPS Rankings AP Poll 1. Rock 2. Scissors 3. Paper Coaches Poll 1. Scissors 2. Rock 3. Paper

Love reading "Customer questions & answers" on Amazon when the answerer misunderstood the point of the question.

We don’t talk enough about how from the mall we can take a train that goes to a park, a zoo, or the ocean.

@sbchopra @maxflav Rules are rules

when i'm president, all meals will be sushi. other foods are illegal. oh you want pizza? better wrap it in rice in a little roll

I got this ad in the mail; some kind of bougie chia pet?! Ch-ch-ch-likhâ

@knowledge_fight Here's Dall-E 2's interpretation of your wish of a witch riding a waterslide

Pitch for horror movie: an evil murderous spirit you can only see through an AR app

Being too high to perform Afroman because I got high at karaoke is kinda on-brand

welp push me out of a butthole because i am POOPED

For $4 Wasn’t me by shaggy took 20 minutes but for $2.76 Gasolina by Daddy Yankee wasn’t played immediately

The DJ has a QR code for his venmo. What’s the worst song you can request for $4?

@lizziepika I have access yes but they’re not giving us invites to send, just have to be on the waitlist. Check your email though, I got access mid-July but only noticed the email this week.

@chadselph omg do you have an invite to dalle2 👀

Everyone is posting such awesome #dalle images meanwhile I'm just getting nightmares