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no better way to end the night than having the king inside me! #Thirsty

@blondehotcoffee You’re white?

i love small private accounts that tweet like 20x per day. no fame or profit incentive, just pure love of the game

@edwinarbus This will break when you add salt to the water

before everyone freaks out this was made in figma :)

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@moristiko IS THIS REAL

holy shit

@AnaKrivolapova No but i have had a dream where the green people of enderoc communicated to me through the tubules of my parrot’s beak keratin

I had a strange dream where I learned a new system for recording numbers based these waves and dots. Has anyone seen this before? What did I dream about

I don't care who you voted for as long as you clean your microwave 🗣️💯

@zack_overflow this is giving me autism by contact

Revamped the gratuitous explosions and particle effects to the code editor I'm building And added sound effects! (Sound on!)

@hot_girl_spring one small optimization - consider saving the user table in local storage, that way next time the round trip time is reduced significantly

i don't think the intern will last much longer..

@AakashK58906666 @n074b07 @hot_girl_spring yeah and make the database do all the heavy lifting? think about it, client side looping through 1 million records saves the company valuable compute time!

@n074b07 @hot_girl_spring why not query by username?

@moristiko they will never understand what its like being italian

night time lift :3

@ayeejuju That shit was so gangsta

@moristiko how

is this real?

@moristiko Wait… how…

Have you all done your cardio yet?

My most controversial opinion is that God is good and the future is bright and we are all going to make it. Sorry if you can't handle that white pill....

@liminaluncle Come back baby @peterpham

just thought about this classic