Chimdi’s Dad - variotechng

She took her drunk husband to the mortuary.

Bro believes in gender equality 💀😵‍💫

Dear Womennnnn😭 Let’s all pun!sh them by closing our legs,they will beg!

You wey your Toto no get refuck value ?

“Please as a man, take care of yourself. I went to work y’day & the hospital ward was filled with men. Last week, two d!£d. And please take care of ur wife, because in times like this, only a woman that truly loves you will stand by U”🥹 —Nurse begs men

As a woman after making money, find yourself a thick man, e get why

33 today. No husband, no stress, no one asking “what’s for dinner?”… honestly I am winning. A survivor. 🙂‍↔️🩷

Mrs Labake, a 41 year old widow, owned a popular & well known lounge in Lagos, because of her strong connections with the Police, EFCC, and NDLEA, Big boys in town finds her lounge very safe to chill, She also ran a lucrative p!mping business, recruiting girls from her village, grooming them, and connecting them with top politicians, businessmen, and Yah00 boys while taking 45% of their earnings, Over time, many of her girls fell terribly sick or d!ed mysteriously, damaging her reputation and causing a shortage of girls, One Christmas period, a rich 45 year old UK based man visited her lounge, now she no longer has any girl working as h00k ups in her lounge again, the man requested for a mature lady to spend the night with, & Mrs Labake offered herself because she noticed the man is rich, They spent the night together in his hotel room, While he slept, she went to his wardrobe & discovered a briefcase with £50k in it, she sneaked out to conspire with the hotel manager, then returned and k!lled the man by strangling and suffocating him, She took the money and gave the manager his share then left, The next morning, the manager reported the de4th to the owner of the hotel, who then informed the Police, Police started their investigated, they asked manager if the man came in with anyone and the manager said no, they went to the room & found female eyeglasses, they arrested the manager because he was the only available that night, after so many torture the manager confessed and name Mrs Labake, They arrested Mrs Labake just as she was about to run away, the manager was sentenced to 45 years imprisonment, while Mrs Labake was convicted of murder and was sentenced to life imprisonment.