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Chainsmoking Penguin

@chainsmokpeng

Unemployed sex worker | @wbcmoro says I am his hero. | Literal smoking penguin per Sunny Edwards

The North Pole Katılım Mart 2019
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Chainsmoking Penguin
Chainsmoking Penguin@chainsmokpeng·
Make 2026 the year you finally start smoking
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derek guy
derek guy@dieworkwear·
wear the trench coat over a suit but stand far away from the wedding, ideally under a tree while smoking a cigarette. when people spot you, turn away and get into a black car and then drive away
freddy@gatorbff

@dieworkwear derek is there any way to wear a trench coat-type jacket to a wedding over a suit without looking like a knob. urgent

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Kenneth Bouhairie
Kenneth Bouhairie@KBouhairie·
I am so disgusted. When are your folks going to get paid and treated with respect, @digitaljackshaw
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Dan Canobbio
Dan Canobbio@DanCanobbio·
I’ve never seen this before
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Chainsmoking Penguin
Chainsmoking Penguin@chainsmokpeng·
Two weeks ago, somebody told me I looked like a nun from behind and I still can’t stop thinking about that
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Chainsmoking Penguin
Chainsmoking Penguin@chainsmokpeng·
My testicles are entirely comprised of microplastics. Stop using plastic straws, you bunch of bastards.
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson

🚨 I HAVE NO MICROPLASTICS IN MY BALLS 🚨 This should not be possible. Studies show that 100% of men have microplastics in their semen. I am the first human ever to show a complete reduction to zero. This may be a world-first breakthrough in fertility research. I had 165 microplastic particles in my semen just 18 months ago. Now, I have zero. Five published studies have measured microplastics in human semen. Two found them in 100% of men. The other three found then in 44 to 76% of men tested, but those used methods that miss the smallest particles and the clear ones. Corrected for that, the real rate is likely 100%. Almost every man alive has plastic in his semen right now. The same applies to testicular tissue, testing 100% positive for microplastics. Microplastics hurt sperm. Human studies show the impact of various types of plastic, associated chemicals, and other toxins on male fertility: + 60% fewer normal shaped sperm (from PFAS) + 5x higher odds of low sperm count (from PTFE) + 10% lower sperm concentration (from PTFE) + 15% lower swimming ability (from PTFE) + 41% lower swimming ability (from PET) + 12% lower sperm swimming ability (from BPA) + 3x higher odds of low sperm count (from Phthalates) + 2x higher odds of poor swimming (from Phthalates) The effects compound: each extra type of plastic drops sperm swimming ability by about 21%. This matters even if you’re NOT trying to get pregnant. Sperm count is one of the cleanest biomarkers of overall health we have. And microplastics don't stop at the testes. The same particles are showing up everywhere we look. Studies show 4.5x higher rate of heart attack, stroke, and death in people with microplastics in their arterial plaque vs. those without. Microplastics were also found in 100% of human placentas tested. 100% of post-mortem human brains tested positive for microplastics. Brain concentrations rose ~50% between 2016 and 2024, and now sit at roughly 11x the levels found in the liver or kidney. Where do these come from? + PTFE, commonly in non-stick pans + PET, water bottles + Phthalates, makes plastic soft and bendy + BPA, can linings + PFAS, stain-resistant fabrics & food packaging Inside the body, plastic causes a kind of cellular rust. It triggers inflammation in the testicles, kills the cells that make sperm and drops testosterone. It's been confirmed across 39 animal and cell studies, then in human data. MY PROTOCOL: Note, what I did is n=1, not a controlled trial, I cannot prove cause. 1. Sauna (dry). My toxin blood panel confirms sauna clears plastic related chemicals: BPA, phthalates, PFAS, flame retardants, pesticides. The plastic particles themselves are too big to sweat out directly. Heat may activate other clearance routes: bile flow through the liver, the cell's internal cleanup system, and the gut barrier. Humans have almost no enzymes that can break plastic apart, so the body has to physically push it out. 2. Reverse osmosis water filter. Drinking water is likely a major source of microplastic getting into your body. A reverse osmosis filter pushes water through a very tight membrane and strains the particles out. I filter everything I drink. 3. Trying to rid my environment of the big plastic items: cutting boards, cups, plates, food storage containers, non-stick pans, cling wrap, tea bags, water bottles, kitchen utensils, kettles, and synthetic clothing. Note, as hard as I try, I'm always finding new plastic things in my life. This can be all-consuming thing so try to just knock out the big ones. I did all three interventions at the same time. I cannot say which one did the most work. What I can say is this: going from 165 to zero in 18 months is possible. Results: Nov 2024: 165 particles/mL Jul 2025: 20 particles/mL Apr 2026: 0 particles/mL The 18 month window also captures roughly 7 full spermatogenesis cycles.

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neo stefanides@NStefanides·
@Scaramucci You can't ask that question if you didnt ask that question of Biden.....sorry.
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Anthony Scaramucci@Scaramucci·
Solid questioning. Even Pete knows it’s unhinged but if he said the truth he would have to give up the cosplay.
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UIW_BJS@BjsUiw32692·
@kleistmeister @TukiFromKL CATO has no shame. They count Social Security as welfare so basically every U.S. citizen becomes a welfare recipient. They professional liars.
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Tuki@TukiFromKL·
the CATO Institute.. a libertarian think tank funded by the Koch brothers.. just published a study showing immigrants paid more in taxes than they received in benefits every single year from 1994 to 2023.. not a left-wing university.. not a Democratic PAC.. the Koch brothers' own research institute.. they reduced the deficit by $14.5 trillion over 30 years.. they earn less per hour but work at higher rates.. which means higher per capita income.. which means higher taxes paid.. the country spent 30 years being told immigrants were draining the system.. turns out they were funding it.. and the people who told you that knew the numbers the whole time
Leading Report@LeadingReport

Immigrants generate more income and taxes than the average person, per CATO Institute.

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Chainsmoking Penguin@chainsmokpeng·
Who is Two Lips and why is she holding up Fury vs Joshua?
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Matt, Brunch Boxing CEO & Host #MrOneTake
“Kinahan was infamously put forward for nomination as BWAA Manager of the Year by boxing insider Mike Coppinger. The proposal was widely rejected and criticized.” Read the full Boxing Social story: boxing-social.com/news/how-danie… #BrunchBoxing
Boxing Social@boxing_social

How Tyson Fury ex-Manager Daniel Kinahan Was Arrested on April 15 in UAE by @izdatyofaceee #boxing boxing-social.com/news/how-danie…

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baboon10
baboon10@realRollingPin·
every word Luke Thomas said about Coppinger is correct. He’s a cock sucker for hire and he never reported on kinahan because he was being paid by him. somehow he had every scoop about every minute mtk detail. Once kinahan disappeared he moved to turki.
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