Mark Burgess

You know Elon, back in the early days of Tesla and the pioneering days of Space X I used to believe you were the Steve Jobbs for a new generation, but no, you’re just another knob-head with too much money.

@marcrileydj 😞 🙏

R.I.P Dave Allen. More terribly sad news.

The town I grew up in was so effing cool, Ian Fleming named one of his James Bond books after it. No! It wasn’t’ Octopussy’

Congratulations @KevinDeBruyne who tonight showed the world that he’s the best attacking mid-fielder in it. Legend!

I always thought that Elon’s new moniker should be ‘King Twit’, but of course now he’s decided to cover up the ‘W’ maybe it should be ‘King Tit’?

@Tim_Burgess Sorry typo, I meant of course O2…..

@Tim_Burgess 100% Tim I’ve been saying the same for years. The worst culprits are the 01 group, maybe a boycott is in order?

Until artists are paid a percentage of the bar take, we should fight the demands of venues to take a percentage of the merch sales at a gig

Patreon Update: patreon.com/posts/u-s-oct-…

Acoustic Tour Ticket info Updates: patreon.com/posts/acoustic…

Only 12 places left for the solo acoustic gig in Oakland on 8 August. email - jenniferldohn@gmail.com if you want to secure a place.

Solo acoustic events July/August 2022 - latest info update file: drive.google.com/file/d/1y5sUzj…

Road To San Remo Part 2 (1970-1974) patreon.com/posts/road-to-…

Wednesday April 27th 8pm (UK time) David M. Allen will be our very special guest host for a @LlSTENlNG_PARTY featuring The DNA OF DMA Join us

The last few acoustic shows pushed back from September are happening this weekend. These will be the last of these kind of shows in the UK for quite some time and a very different experience in a good way, so show your support and try and catch one of them. ❤️

Do you realise that if you say “PCR tests” really quick you get “piss artists”, which sums up the current British Government perfectly if you ask me.

@uk_domain_names These kinds of meltdowns happen when you promote Homer Simpson to run the nuclear power plant!

Brexit has been something of an education for hotelier Alex Polizzi. And that's putting it mildly. Contrast her reactions in June 2016, June 2017 and now. From casually gung-ho to worried, and now feeling the full force of the catastrophe she helped to unleash.

Southgate has no business running the national team, I’ve seen more entertaining spin driers.

Heads up chameleons. The live performance ‘Chameleons Live From The Edge’ will be taken down at midnight Friday May 28th, so if you haven’t signed up to see it yet and you want to, tick-tock-tick-tock. Just sayin’ Peace. ❤️ livefromtheedge.co.uk/chameleons/?fb…