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Prayers answered

Wish they’d burn these jerseys. I’d go as far as to say they are up there for the worst in Detroit sports uniform history.

Woof.

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Abracadabra 🪄

Avs-Wild game is absolutely bananas

Quinn Hughes is so god damn good man

That’s gotta be one of the most greasy playoff wins in NHL History and maybe sports history. Arbys french fry onion ring fried chicken pepperoni homeless people hair levels of grease. The entire Tampa crowd needs to go home and take a bath in the strongest dish soap on the market. I cannot believe what I just saw. A win is a win though. Holy hell. Ça doit bien être l'une des victoires en séries éliminatoires les plus « grasses » de l'histoire de la LNH, et peut-être même de l'histoire du sport tout court. Un niveau de gras digne d'un mélange d'Arby's, de frites, de rondelles d'oignon, de poulet frit, de pepperoni et de cheveux de sans-abri. Toute la foule de Tampa devrait rentrer chez elle et prendre un bain avec le liquide vaisselle le plus dégraissant du marché. Je n'arrive pas à croire ce que je viens de voir. Mais bon, une victoire reste une victoire. Bon sang de bonsoir.

9 shots and the Habs take down the Bolts 2-1. Crazy.

And are now winning 2-1

4 shots to start the third is WILD

Lee Corso voice: not so fast my friend

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How about that for a magic trick?

ONTO THE NEXT ONE #DETROITBASKETBALL

AMEN BROTHER

Tobias Harris have yourself a day

The Pistons 23 years after eliminating the Orlando Magic in the first round by overcoming a 3 games to 1 deficit:

IT'S A BLOWWWW OUTTTTT

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