Andy Suarez

Make America Great Again, Said the shameless orange man. But soon the market turned to dust, Destroyed by greed and broken trust. He launched a coin and fuelled the fire, A digital dream for the retail buyer. But the price collapsed and the holders went broke, A predatory scheme in a patriot's cloak. He sparked a trade war with a single tweet, And knocked the market off its feet. Shook the foundations of global trust, And watched the billions go to bust. He struck a deal with the Binance chief, A pardon signed for a crypto thief. Together they rigged the trading floor, To liquidate the herd once more. He turned crypto into an ocean of greed, Where only the sharks were allowed to feed. He broke the bank and the common man, And taught us the meaning of "Shit Hits The Fan."

Bitcoin will be bigger than the global stock market & Gold Market COMBINED! This is how early we’re:

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Buying @ 93.500

Gettin ready to buy #GOLD $3.150

Yo cada vez que le digo a mis amigos y familiares que dejen de guardar pesos/dolares y empiecen a invertir en Bitcoin… pero prefieren ‘estar seguros’. Si supieran que conmigo su dinero ya estaría creciendo

Buy now or left behind #Bitcoin

-65% de descuento ETHEREUM es dinero gratis

There are never failures, only delay in results.

@BlueZillaVc 🙏🏼

We heard BSC season is back 👀…

BRUTAL CRASH HERE NOW. The stock, bond, real estate, gold, silver, and Bitcoin markets are crashing. The best assets in the world are going on sale. Millions will lose their jobs. This is the best time to get rich. Don’t be a loser. Stay cool. Take care.

@elliotrades Bitcoin to the moon! Im in friend

This is the fabled golden bull run to RETIRE YOUR BLOODLINE If you want to join my inner circle as we ride to valhalla Smash that like and comment below I'm assembling a team

the sicker you feel, the more you know you should buy

SHOW ME THE $DONK! 🦓 #DONKMOVE @DONK_APT gleam.io/4RkG6/show-me-…

If you feel overwhelmed—good. It means you’re pushing your limits. If you feel emotional—good. It means you’ve found something deeply important. If you feel uncertain—good. It means you’re learning.

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@blocknomada @LynAldenContact @rustysf Hey friend, im curious whats the bitcoin & usdt price p2p and otc in Argentina ?

@rustysf @LynAldenContact Man, here in Argentina, most btc purchases are p2p or over the counter. Government can’t touch it.

I don’t know what it will do over the next year, but the asset I am most interested in over the next decade remains #bitcoin.

@Ashcryptoreal Not at all, he is a THIEF, he took funds of many users and block them out of the platform @cz_binance i lost 50k in @binance with no reason. Karma come soon or later

Do you still trust CZ and Binance ?