demon king 🍉23🔞

no more dating. we're gonna hang out as friends first while developing a strong relationship built on trust and support and THEN possibly admit our feelings for each other like middle school me would have wanted

It’s true. Go on TikTok and search “black men masters degree” and you’ll see mostly queer black men. In fact, degree and education attainment amongst queer men significantly outpaces that of straight men across every single racial and ethnic group.

I deserve a hot nerd with good intentions

No matter how slow the elderly person ahead of you in line is, and no matter your hurry, when they turn and apologize you always smile gently and say take your time. ALWAYS.

when i want to watch purple but my stupid bitch father wants to watch green

acting like a cute innocent couple in front of everyone but once it's just the two of us we turn into disgusting perverts obsessed with each other

Canceling an election after votes have already been cast just so you can redraw the map to disqualify Black and Brown voters, is RACIST AS FUCK!

i wish i was kissing you instead of missing you

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.

I’m actually really afraid that no one will ever fall in love with me

Me every time someone I don’t even know beats cancer

lord take all of katya’s pain, triple it and give it to chris brown

I’d be lying if I said i wasn’t a little jealous of people who find “their person” early on. i love being single & focusing on myself, but I’m a hopeless romantic. It’d be nice to go on cute dates, travel, cuddle, spend the holidays together & grow old with someone.

@ilyarpf “throbbing” anything makes me laugh but also using “c u n t” makes me laugh harder

what is one of your biggest icks when reading smut...

@arianatorswildt dirty dianna

THIS IS A SOCIAL EXPERIMENT reply the first michael jackson song that comes to your mind right now

mind you this is also gender affirming surgery but when trans people do it suddenly we're the devil

currently watching their season of drag race!! i love how far my girls have come!!

he’s a internet wizard

“To be a good guy; it’s more than just not being the bad guy.”

@torturamente i would say caramel just cause i like caramel but follow up question would it have a different color based on flavor or would it still look like cum?

Si su pene pudiera botar semen de sabores, de qué sabor les gustaría que fuera? si no tienen pito, igual respondan