toiletpaperroll

This used to be funny. Now I’m a little scared.

All I want for Christmas is a full fucking roll.

@AH_Buchholz Quit your job

okay what the fuck

I hope you’re having a better weekend than I am. This is the bathroom equivalent of leaving one ice cube in the tray.

God is dead.

Downstairs bathroom. Tear it all down.

Go see an exorcist immediately

It’s barely balanced up there...ready to come crashing down at any time. Like my sanity.

The unchanged roll isn’t even finished yet....I just want to enjoy my Sunday.

Life is meaningless

Morning.

Prayers for you and yours

@whatmorgannnn Hope that day comes

Let’s not get ahead of ourselves. Currently I’d just like a roll with paper. Any paper. I wish I had the luxury of the over/under debate. #wipeprivilege

I’m in the bathroom and there’s no toilet paper

@bethany_ellen_ Imagine how much more time I’d have if someone else changed the damn roll

10/11/19