max is so normal!༺☆༻

⋆｡°✩max's masterlist of fics :3✩°｡⋆ ao3: archiveofourown.org/users/imjaemax tumblr: tumblr.com/glubglubgurgle…

jammie dodgers: i think zero thinks im this cookie or always associated me with this unless im thinking wrong...BUT I LOVENTHEM i want a picnic w these

dip dab: the moment i put this in my mouth, i had too much powder and it fizzled up sm i almost drowned BUT i had so much fun with this thank u

thread of me reviewing the snacks that @mephiemeow sent me (as i eat them):

still thinking about that card where he had to admit that not everything is about mc even if he really wanted it to like ouch??? lmfao 😭😭😭it was a punch to the gut but it felt so real im gonna cry

i'm still mourning his character because the entire ordeal of separating colonel from the caleb that mc once knew was EVERYTHING. that was RISKY. he was so close to losing every memory involving mc but he held onto it tightly using his EVOL??? THATS LOVE 😭

@elitezyne hehe 67

idk which companion i wna work on leveling up next is bc i now have . unused resources

i remember the only gripe i had with calebmc was how quick mc accepted that he died but didn't actually die. and they were doing so good fixing that too. every single card that came out mentioned it and was so SAD. IT HURT GOOD. THE LETTERS HE WROTE ?? I MISS HIM

i miss caleb man 🫩 the main story had me crying when he slipped that forgiveness card into mc hands before sending them home. and then endless summer where he's so ready to leave, thinking mc was still uncomfortable with him, only to be surprised when he's asked to stay 😭

@stentando_ you'll be the first to witness this happen too.

@chanluvscaleb first in my bloodline to read this btw

how much to get an optimus prime stripper at my bachelorette party

me and this tag 🤞

please. just one chance

@spideycaleb EITHER ONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEde

DROP YOUR PFPS (or mc's)!!! I'll try to guess who you romance when you play sdv / match you with someone who i think would be a good fit for you! also feel free to use this templateee ^^

my two childhood friends to luvrs 🍎 fics :3

@calebxiayume it's just funny💀 but it's okie thank uuu minnie heh

@chanluvscaleb I'm sorry Max.... No one deserves to be bullied over their views 🥺 Please try not to take bullies seriously 🫂🫂

getting bullied bcs i'm not into that sister trope ok lol

@cyb3rsaff thank uuu hehehhe

@chanluvscaleb such a beautiful piece rahhhh!!! you’re so lucky :’)

my two hirono babies

@elitezyne like...i just think it was such a bad take. it IS okay to complain! everyone complains! i spent too much money to just delete it, not bcs i think the pixels in the game are my irl luvrs 💀💀💀

@chanluvscaleb no fr saying that we should boycott / delete the game but won't bc we have a "parasocial relationship" . oh okay💀

i don't want to stop playing a game that i spent a lot of money and time on. yes im disappointed and will complain about that stupid trope. im allowed???

just a reminder that im not a fan of dead dove or any pseudo-incest/pseudo-ortho so if u enjoy those pls pls pls block me! no hard feelings <3 i AM someone's baby sister so i do NOT want to be called as such