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@brihindthescene i’m banned from both girl, they’re both bullshit

just found out Mercury is in retrograde again. Night ruined.

Wym the White House got shot up?

@depressionlesss hi babyy

Say hi to Maya or have a terrible November

@heyshipz hiiii

say hi to RICO or have a horrible day forever

@lzndon Hi dave

︎You have 24 hours to say hi to Dave

@JDabknee Touch grass. Jesus christ, you people are so chronically online.

trying to act normal while my 26 year old “friend” introduces me to his 22 year old boyfriend

@hulu @netflix Stop asking me for a fucking code bruh

@hulu stop asking me for a fucking code bruh

Need a serotonin boost? Rewatch this and every episode of #NewGirl on Hulu. #NewGirlSummer

@MatthewNichol5 @DiscussingFilm sybau

@DiscussingFilm I hope Trump sues South Park.

Trump in bed with Satan in the new episode of ‘SOUTH PARK’

@r_slavis @elmo touch grass. You’re chronically online

@elmo Resign. You posted the most vile hate speech since the latest Tucker Carlson podcast. Saying what you did about Jews is Nazi style rhetoric, and you should be out of a job at the very least. You are a disgrace and should be far away from anything having to do with Children.

Thank you for being kind to Elmo and all the people in your neighborhood. Elmo loves you.❤️

Worlds falling apart but I still gotta make dinner and shit

“To be fair-” Shut the fuck up.

My bad for thinking you liked me when you told me “yk what, i think i like you too” that was completely on me pookie <3

“You’re the only one overthinking this” hey so what if i had a gun

“Are you Fucking Stupid” Me:

@supersonic16023 @kanyewest

Don’t you . at the end of your text me

real