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This horse-shit is why I'm enjoying watching the VFL and Ovens & Murray football more than AFL this year. Diabolically NFL-ish.

@spissy_c Will need every follicle when he's playing down in Tassie next year...

Have just commenced watching on delay. Kolo’s keeping that hairline the only choice more baffling than his selection in the side.

@anguskramer Justice for Rhys

Edwards seems cooked unfortunately Time to blood some youth and try out this Rhys Stanley fella

@thisjimmy Had similar thoughts in that clip where he's at full speed.

@chapschatcats I don’t wanna say he reminds me of Danger but he does remind me of Danger

Cillian Burke had a career-best day last weekend against Werribee. Only just into his second year of footy, and already showing marked signs of improvement from Year 1 to 2. #VFL

No VFL footy to watch this weekend is... depressing. Will content myself with Ovens and Murray. Coupla cracker games, Lavington v Wodonga and Myrtleford v Yarrawonga.

@coudeta No worries, we love covering the VFL on the pod. We usually chop out a 10-15 min clip from our full Patreon VFL analysis pod each week. This week was a discussion on Brad Close and Jhye Clark: youtu.be/haKTthKedVg?si…

@chapschatcats bonkers! love it. thanks for pulling out that clip. Don't mention him to Benny Cass as he will say he is 2 years away

@coudeta Consider too that this is only his 12th game of footy ever.

@chapschatcats looks like he could be a high speed inside outside mid. stargazing...what position is he playing and where can he get to

@amyofsuburbia Yeah absolutely insane stuff.

@chapschatcats Ridiculous improvement really considering he had limited game time last year with his injuries.

@2_garys @TheHoopsCrew He'd go close - especially if there's a bit of a "soft kill" team later in the year they feel comfortable to blood him against.

@chapschatcats @TheHoopsCrew Reckon he plays a senior game this year.

@coudeta Currently playing basically as a rebounding defender. At 192 cm and with his speed he's an insane athletic profile.

@sp198915 Absolutely needs to learn to bounce the footy :P

@chapschatcats Ran 17 steps but besides that was brilliant

Geelong remain Geelong. Steady, relentless, inevitable. Every year, they're close to the best. What about this year? My Geelong 2026 season preview: onepercenters.net.au/p/2026-afl-sea…

@VinceRuston @doulbedoink Legions of extremely horny women and men in the early 2000s! He can defeat anything!

@doulbedoink A cave troll! The mouth of Sauron!

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@CatsAflSZN Interested to know what the expiry date on the farm jokes will be. They're certainly not fresh any more, but I don't think they're smelling funny yet...

@chapschatcats Geelong must be offering farms

And the good news keeps rolling out of Kardinia Park. Geelong AFLW getting active to improve, adding two-time premiership assistant Ryan Pendlebury from the Roos to Mick Stinear's coaching staff. Love it. afl.com.au/aflw/news/1460…