Carly

Oh my god this is me lol

One week from tomorrow, I’ll be in SF watching my New York Yankees play baseball that counts 🥰

@alleycabral Like I’m not laughing at someone trying to steal your shit .. clearly that’s scary and horrible. But the gas station thing? What even goes on.

@charbinks i had to threaten to bring the cops for him to give it back 😭

in the 24 hours i’ve been in tampa i had a man hold my purse for ransom. when i did give him the money, he left it under a tree at a gas station. i wish i was lying

@RyanGarciaESM I need you to give me a tutorial on pitching stuff . It’s all so interesting . I want to know more about statistics

#We are not considering these bad starts in Spring training in the big 2026

@kushtopherv2 Ooooop

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@laxfried Oh ok . I’m over here crashing out because all I saw was the box score and now he’s not in there today lol.

@charbinks no i don't think it was bad! he didn't exit the game or anything.

Wait . Why is no one talking about Belli getting HBP yesterday and now not in any lineup today? Was it bad? I didn’t see it!

@ChrisKirschner Is Bellinger ok?

Today’s lineups. Left is playing at home, right is on the road at the Blue Jays.

@lizaboth I don’t even know what to wear ughhhhhh

One more week until the TL is full of beautiful women in their opening day fits 🥲

@SleeperMLBTwins It’s Aaron Judges fault … according to the entire twitter population.

Byron Buxton and Cal Raleigh were the only two players to not record a hit for Team USA in the WBC #MNTwins

Wait . Did Belli get hurt today? I read he got HBP?

@laxfried Toxiiiic .

@charbinks oy vey! nah, keep me away from that. they are all very stupid! it’s a waste of energy.

Time to mute that post about Judge . Lmao. Thanks for the entertainment ….

@laxfried If you’re ever bored . Scroll through that Aaron Judge post and watch grow men fight each other and call me names in my mentions. It’s very entertaining . Half of them then slid into my DMs 😂

@charbinks and the AI too. gimme a break!

@laxfried I just looked at it again and laughed haha. I needed that .

@charbinks haahahhaha good. i got such a jumpscare today…..

when baseball players are finding my tweets randomly even though i haven’t mentioned them and i feel exposed and scared

@laxfried I even screen shot it !!! someone’s grandpa!!!! Ruined everything our founding fathers built !

@charbinks didn’t realize he was the commander in chief. #wow

@laxfried Apparently he ruined the United States of America according to these people .

@charbinks the WBC really revealed how many folks don’t know ball

@plut0jt Hi there . Now post the other 8 hitters minus Harper who was the only one that pushed a run across . Do it .

@charbinks hope this helps

Blaming Aaron Judge for everything bad that happens on a baseball field that involves 8 other players as well, is the most lazy narrative out there. Come up with something better. Yall sound really stupid . Hope this helps .