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ayo! leave my nipple alone, pervert.

listen. i think an occasional make out with the homies is a mental health balm. it has to happen.

⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀──── quick run to get that life juice in me so I will survive practice. ⠀

Should I come wearing knee pads and elbow pads? Maybe even a helmet? ( She's nervous, okay? )

⠀ he’s staring .. again. ⠀

those are bad for you

Thank you. . .?

I'm messing with you. If you think you have the patience to teach my clumsy lil' ass, then you're hired.

Hm. Okay. And what are your credentials? Just out of curiosity. Gotta have the best of the best, ya know?

Oh— Is this a volunteer as tribute?

You're unbelievable, Dick.

Dude.

raise your hand if you can see wellsy riding down on her bike from across the country.