🪻🎀 chateau dreamer 🎀🪻

someone built a Linux CPU scheduler that makes scheduling decisions based on planetary positions and zodiac signs it actually works haha:

lately 've heard @archivepilled mention couple times (always quickly) that "we should write a manifesto or somthin". personally, always thought to myself writing one seemed silly/restrictive. YET simultaneously these're two o th most impactful texts on my development i can recall

@crycrystallss midlady

#NewProfilePic midlady ^_^

@idontknowdana midlady

@S0ulGhoul I see broth

@chateaudreamer my total never included the kimchi, there is no broth, I used 0-5 cal seasonings and the noodles ARE shirataki noodles just admit u wrong gng

back with my soups!! ~60 cals

@hea1erpuppy @S0ulGhoul definitely doesn't look like it and the log is missing kimchi

@chateaudreamer @S0ulGhoul it's probably shirataki noodles, making it entirely plausible... you can go ahead and fuck off

@S0ulGhoul That log doesn’t include the kimchi, broth, or seasoning, and those noodles don’t read as shirataki. Incomplete inputs = fake total.

@chateaudreamer why would I lie?….

@cals4tyun actually yes

at dinner i went to drink some water and my brother “oh are you gonna log that too in your little app”

it's all a blur everything else is just a distraction

@WomenBeingAwful no dumb ass i am paranoid because it's not the first time i was nearly assaulted while pumping gas

80-90% of sexual assaults involve an acquaintance, friend, family member, or intimate partner. Majority of sexual assaults occur in the victim's home or living space. If you're afraid when you're pumping gas its because you're a dramatic paranoid weirdo

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@Yeeezyrih no she does not retard have you ever heard it being played properly???

Ok I keep playing this and something about it is actually so soothing. It doesn’t sound like she’s just messing around or practicing, she knows the notes she’s playing. I think she’s doing intentional frequency

Ye’s wife, Bianca Censori playing the Hang drum 🤍

YAG OR DIE. THIS SPACE IS LOST.

@glorp_goob and you will give it some more

@0xMQQ @newartprogram @HumanRightsLTD @obama_nastty 4 more from bitjaks. will be recognized by ticker bitcoin community is the thesis. and ticker bitcoin to infinity.

@crycrystallss la dispute baddie

can i still get into heaven if i kill myself

double thumbs upped my man during the argument last night and almost lost EVERYTHING