nate!! 👓😈

a lot of taylor swift's lyrics just suffer from clunky translation. they're actually quite haunting in the original Simlish

Transition if it was fucking awesome

I like how John's journal is like Sammy turned 5 today and he's still a pussy & probably gay. In the morning I tortured Dean because I'm the fucking worst. Mary I promise to kill myself after I avenge you

Idk how people drop their life savings on gambling I feel suicidal when I spent $20 on DoorDash and the food ends up being mid

This is what I feel like writing cover letters

WHY IS MY TL ALL EDTWT #EAT #EATING #ILOVEFOOD #ILOVEEATING #CALORIES #FAT #BEAUTIFULFATWOMEN #LEMMESEETHEMTITTIES #PLEASELEMMESEETHEMFATTITTIES

that gap in my resume is from when i was interviewing the vampire

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

trying to share my music with you but i just look at you like this cause i think my music is stupid

imagine smoking baby yoda like a brisket and covering him in sauces and seasonings

me after successfully downloading tomodachi onto my pc

Felt sad so I made a little complication of Leon walking to feel something

me dropping dbd for tomodachi life

okay yeah ill admit it FNAF fans can be funny sometimes.

spaste the toon for The creaned dpoon ice 😭

she didnt like it

Sorry guys I know I haven't seemed myself lately, but every tweet I've made that you don't like wasn't actually me, it was the jinn. I was under an evil influence and couldn't control myself. All the tweets you like were actually me though that wasn't the jinn that was me.

personally i dont find tasha's laughter hideous at all. i think all women are beautiful

guys.

question for the council, is using a spell that was created by a wizard who later fell to the temptations of the eternal pursuit of knowledge through lichdom considered problematic? or can i separate the spell from the spellcrafter