NRG Craigurt

This lady at my job pissed cause she put her boyfriend out last night and he ain't have nowhere to stay so he goes to the casino and hit for 10k now he keep FaceTiming her counting the money.

@allorgansnobody @gummysalamander Good thing I’m a loudmouth!!!! I don’t know how to not say shit!!!

@gummysalamander i saw it the first time and it took me so much not to say anything

just closed on my first glass house. cant wait to set up my stone throwing room

just foreclosed on my first glass house. cant wait to set up my stone throwing room

@gummysalamander This shit absolutely pisses me off, I MISS DUNKIN and HATE seeing it wasted!!!

first grip check of the season

Photo of the night goes to... Wojciech Szczęsny 🔥🔥

Bestie could you boost my hilarious joke as soon as you're done depression posting? Appreciate youuuuuu

@EricMTerrill1 Electrician here: GFIs only do this when they are stressed:/

guys what are we doing here

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER X LIFE DURING WARTIME a tribute to Leo's physicality

Off brand NuCal products got my stomach sounding like alien technology from 6 billion years in the future. Cybernetic baddie in my head reading me words of affirmation like I didnt just slime out a random runner a mile down the road. Im a dog. Im sipping tick milk from the sorce fuck boa. AHHHHHHH Double WSTR loadout got me moving technological. Ready to blow the neural network smoove off the next runner i see. I have no character.

@BitchWaifuu Please tell me this wasn’t a communal/co-op bong purchased by a polycule

bong for reference ft my lovely customers

sold the 3ft bong at work i’m feeling immortal rn

@BitchWaifuu Feel better soon!

oh, okay.

@EricMTerrill1 Cackled at this series of events

oh shit

day 6,931 of my wife asking me to pick up a kind of ice cream that she made up and doesn't exist

JAY-Z just dropped a new track

@lakemarkham Probably how silly we look

peering into the dream life of the fish. what do you think they think about