primordial sopa

i miss the time before i was sentient when i didn't know about things like imperialism and what's truly inside of a hot dog

i'm so bloated i'm gonna fly away like harry potter's aunt in the prisoner of azkaban.

people think writing is about being smart but actually it's about being honest which is way harder

they a) have a reason, there was some kind of misunderstanding etc b) are a hater towards the general public which u can tell is the case if there's a known pattern of disliking others easily & often but it's kinda not my business either way til they say something to my face lol

does everybody have an ex that just terrorized u for years but u don't think abt them anymore bc it's been a while and u have long since gotten over it but sometimes when ur having a BAD day, occasionally u will be like "but i could be w ______ rn" and it's a genuine relief LOL

i've been so into boggle lately that i was imagining word boards all day yesterday and then had a nightmare about it where i was looking at a word board and the letters started to look completely foreign to me and i freaked out cuz i thought i'd forgotten how to read

i sat in that chair for 12 damn hours like wtf

this dude asked me if my tattoos are stickers (?!) and i was like uhhh no i thought he was joking but then he kept insisting they're fake? i think he was serious. lol is that like some kind of negging

if you’re a girl with a sense of humor & an ounce of optimism they’ll literally kiII you

I love when people are like “if the roles were reversed” and it’s like okay so then the entire social context would be different so it would be a bit different, innit!

when you’re in love life should expand! if it gets smaller and scarier you may be in captivity

When I talk about the weather it isn’t small talk. I actually care about it and I want to discuss

also i have a touch of insomnia so yea i could use a nap

my sister told me the other day that i always look nonchalant and it made me think about how i've been asked all my life if i'm tired or on some kind of sedative when im not. i was born with the energy of an old giant anthropomorphic tree wading through treacle

if i see even one more person suggest that 30 is old im gonna start robbing people

i find it soooo unfunny when white people say shit like "buenos nachos!" idk it's just like. shut the fuck up lol

sitting in the fancy recliner at the movie theater with a popeyes 3 piece combo makes me feel like the wall-e people in the best way possible. feels like achieving a kind of homeostasis

one of the best caucasian phrases is "put that in your pipe and smoke it"

estados fallidos ✨✨

@eralomusic man some people really shouldn't be allowed to work with kids. that's terrible :/

@eralomusic ugh i'm sorry you had to deal with that, it really is the worst. you would think people could just try and focus the child's needs and what's best for them but that doesn't always seem to be the case smh