Benelli Bandit

If Michael Jackson were really a child molester, he would have been promoted to the highest echelons of American and International politics. He would have been untouchable. Instead, the baby eaters had him killed.

Whatever happened to the mustache? Why don’t people mustache anymore?

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The Senate just passed $70B more in funding for ICE. Students in fear are counting on our party to fight back. Not a single new dollar for ICE. Tear down the agency.

Keeping these trees so peacock bass can have structure is such a power move. I’m sure everyone asked “why not take them down for a clear sunset view?” These folks wanted to rip lips, that’s why

You can travel to Italy, but you’ll never be an Italian. You can travel to France but you’ll never be a Frenchman. You can live in Germany but you’ll never be a German. You can pack your bags and live the rest of your life in China or Japan, but you’ll never be Chinese or Japanese. Yet you can come from any one of those countries to the United States of America, and you can still be an American – so long as you work hard, you play by the rules, you make your contributions, wait your turn, pledge allegiance to the flag, and obtain your citizenship.