CHEAT

when i say im full of myself: i think every passerby is struck by how attractive i am.

i always gotta smoke a fresh j before bed. roaches are for the day, on the go type shit

@TiyonTC shit i thought riley

I thought this was Angela Simmons

DONT TELL PEOPLE YOUR DREAMS!!!

i always loved me a middle eastern bih. my landlord in la was iranian and i loved her ass. plus i love flirting with older women. turn that oven on, mama.

i see the glp-1 working effectively for this couple. they need a commercial. #couplestherapy

@MarlonMezzo oh, brother, it’s brilliant! best season yet.

@cheatdom You are single-handedly making me want to tune in to this season 😂

dr. orna is so knowledgeable and it’s evident by how she listens and the intentional questions she asks and the tenderness in hard moments. wow! #couplestherapy

my left side is definitely stronger than my right.

STEAL

she gotta be an enneagram 1 or 9. the repression is stunning.

sienna’s repression becoming anger reminds me soooooo much of myself. #couplestherapy

we called it “the heel-toe express”

lol! i been seen that. niggas have phases and i was there for a lot of it 🤣

i have to finish this project TODAY!

STILL DRINKING WHAT THE SCUPPERNONG BLEEDS!!!

i’m prolly gonna move to another spanish speaking country before this decade is up.

yes, executive dysfunction got the best of me. pls help!!!!

i just wanna be friends with yall, fr. PLS 😭

On today’s episode of it took me a couple hours to do something I’ve been putting off for months…