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When Martin Lawrence hosted SNL in 1994, he was banned from ever hosting again because he decided to do his raw standup jokes instead of the scripted monologue. It was replaced with a chyron explaining what happened when the episode aired, as you see below. I then spliced in the controversial monologue that only made it to the East Coast feed and was never seen again.

“Nas over Hov”, i’ll never get that take!

space age pimpin is one of the smoothest, most gangster yet romantic hip-hop song ever made

It’s crazy how lonely you can feel even when everything around you looks otherwise

Gordon a better ball carrier than Diaz? yeah, GTFOH

Mind you Jay Z gave you this verse for your album

How much do Bournemouth want for this guy?

Thierry Henry, massive respect to you man, big legend of the game. But do me a favor and respectfully COME OUTSIDE!!!!!!!

71 pts, 3rd place, 12 wins out of 17 games and only 2 losses. not bad sir carrick not bad.

Bruno's done it. 👏🇵🇹 A record-breaking season.

Some of you genuinely don’t realise what you’re watching. [@domcomps]

2nd half of slap the city, sheesh

game? ngumu, nabadilikia humu humu

@na_maza_na_swad when i bully them

Idk who needs to hear this but go thru that phone man

You can always tell when a man has never lived with a chick based on how he talks about sex

People aren’t even honest about how bad adult loneliness can get because the cool thing is to pretend you never need any companionship, community anything

Coupe du Monde, Partie 3. Un fierté immense de pouvoir une nouvelle fois représenter mon pays dans la plus grande des compétitions. On va essayer de vous rendre fiers. 🇫🇷🙏🏽💫 @equipedefrance

So make up is used…. when you’re ugly as fuck?

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