Bob Cheddar, CFA

I feel like tiger off them percs

If she’s eating a grilled cheese at space that’s at least 10 bodies

I would loose both of my legs in Tehran just to get a whiff of her dirty underwear

Claude, bring the sparkle back to my eyes

Yeah I’m probably just gonna take it easy tonight just gonna Jedi flip and watch some horror flicks

Can someone make an ai for my hairline?

Please everyone post Bam Adebayo on your story the chicks will dig it

I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to the divorce

When you realize your friends are lowkey goyim

You know a chick has thousands of dudes hitting her up on insta when you react to a lot of her stories and she still hasn’t responded or unfollowed you

Well it turns out the chick on hinge who loves zyns and sports is talking to 4 other dudes

How dudes with $1000 in oil & gold stocks are monitoring the situation

Unicorn idea is a bag dispensary

how it feels to jestermaxx in a room full of emploids

Kash Patel back at the White House this morning after popping bottles at Eleven all night

"what's it like being in crypto?"

@sMcCringle @CedricOnThatDus @reggiedoit Realistically you could live in Chicago off 60k because it is a B-tier city

@CedricOnThatDus @cheddymcbust @reggiedoit thoughts on this goober?

What does my salary need to be to afford living in Chicago.

Chicks who smoke weed every day genuinely disgust me

Going out without a vile of cocaine is like going to battle without a sword

@chooch_nutsack Fuck my chud life

Happy v day fellas

Teachers should not post on social media and I will die on this hill