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Okkkk I’m looking at purses again... someone stop me... I always buy but never use. I’m the worst

I neeeeeed some spring candles in my life 😩

Cantttt wait til we get a bigger place & I can get myself a pit again.... don’t get me wrong, I love my Bolt. But this mama needs a big dog too. Gonna need to get a female so she can be protective of the boys 🥰

If you would’ve told me 4 yrs ago that my dad would volunteer to be Santa for the kids one day, I would’ve told you that you’re insane. But today, he did... and even bought temp white dye for his beard and eyebrows #ourpoppopisbetterthanyours

Who the hell taught my kid to say big fat booty? Please lmk 🤦🏽‍♀️ im in trouble with this one

Okkkk so now my winter snowflake curtains should be delivered Sunday. Question is, do I put them up that day or wait til dec 1? It’s just a two day difference .... Hmmmmmmmmm

Nah I think I’m done with Twitter. It’s just a bunch of crybabies on here anymore. I’m so over it

Clearly I need to stay off Twitter 🤮🤮🤮🤮

Not gonna lie, I loved waking up and seeing the sun was up today at 6am .... made getting up so much easier

People are morons, man. Open your eyes, people. Facts can slap you in the face & you’d still choose to ignore it

People think it’s wrong to tell their child ‘no.’ & truth be told I don’t understand it. Nothing wrong with telling them no.... hell, I say no so often, you would think it’s Bryson’s name 😂😂🤷🏽‍♀️

Sleepy boys 🥰

Bryson’s playing with an iron man action figure in the shower rn & he dropped iron man and then in his action figure voice said ‘ahh I’m on the floor. I have to poop.’ .... the life of raising boys 😂😂 everything is poop and farts

Okay... so let’s keep hiding and living in fear, right? Let’s all lose our jobs and go on unemployment because of a virus... yea, makes sense 🙄 keep letting the virus control your lives, people. Keep letting the media scare you & control you 🤷🏽‍♀️

This time tomorrow , I’ll be back in Jersey 🤮🤮🤮🤮

How am I the one to be ID’ed rn but my sister didn’t???

Shitty parents piss me off. Your child/ren is supposed to be your whole world... wtf is the matter with you???

My fall curtains should be delivered today 😍

I’m that mom who’s already looking for cute little Halloween treats I can make for Brysons Halloween party oct 30... also I have his teachers Christmas presents picked out 😂😂

Someone told me yesterday I had the cutest dog in the park.... well she wasn’t lying. Look at my little stud